How do I write good copypastas? Ive realised that the main reason

i know that feel, bro

My ass was itching, but I just washed it and it stopped.

Use that, if you want.

>>9456835
Well, it needs to be absurd, believable, passionate and serious. Keep at it.

Just spam it for long enough and it will become one.

>>9456835
The pastas here are terrible what are you talking about. They aren't funny, or clever. The humor disappears when the pasta's absurdity equals the character of the board's users. I hate this place but can't look away.

>im astounded by how good the copypastas are
Maybe that's because long posts discussing authors or books are copypasted reviews from goodreads/amazon 90% of the time.

My ass was itching, but I just washed it and it stopped.

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>>9456850
>>9456913

How do I write good copypastas?
Ive realised that the main reason I come to /lit/ is im astounded by how good the copypastas are, often I find myself reading a post here and not knowing if its pasta or not, I guess the line is blurred because any pasta worthy post automatically becomes one.
I want to be able to write out those long, incredibly preposterous posts and come back after a few days and see it posted again by someone else and to chuckle knowingly at it.

There. You wrote a pasta.

The existence of the circle and rotational motion is in fact perfect evidence of the unmoved mover. For any other kind of motion cannot be continuous and eternal, which a primary motion must be if we are to avoid the inference that all motion is accidental, which would allow for the logical possibility that all motion can cease. This is impossible, for if all motion ceases to be then so does time, both of which must be continuous. Rectilinear motion entertains contrary motions simultaneously if it is to be continuous, so the only true and eternal kind of motion is that which rotates. The circle is the prime mover.

>>9456995
How do I write good copypastas?
Ive realised that the main reason I come to /lit/ is im astounded by how good the copypastas are, often I find myself reading a post here and not knowing if its pasta or not, I guess the line is blurred because any pasta worthy post automatically becomes one.
I want to be able to write out those long, incredibly preposterous posts and come back after a few days and see it posted again by someone else and to chuckle knowingly at it.

This query seems germane. What should I betitle my new copypasta folder?
>linguistic linguine
>falsified farfalle
>purloined penne
>mimetic macaroni
>copied coglioni
>a bowtie bonanza
>repost ravioli
>amanuensetic antipasti
>written rigatoni
>rabble's rotini
Or some other pastalic pun? Grazie!