>invite beautiful, sexy, vivacious college-educated woman

honesty is the best policy

>not using wits and guts

blood sweat and tears

>>9447023
That's what you get for not leaving your bringing your emergency copy of Schopenhauer. Learn from this anon.

Can confirm.
Having a big dick alleviates the situation though.

>Don't be pleb
>Have no pleb books
>Problem avoided

>>9447023
>have pleb books
>post frogs
>not be pleb

Shit tier story, frog

>>9447023
>educated
>woman
Let's not get carried away

>>9447023
>Reading my book in class before it starts, because I'm early as usual
>hot intellectual girlfriend of mine takes the seat next to me
>looks at my book and says 'oh nice, I also read Lord of the Flies way back in high-school'
>feel like a pseudo-intellectual pleb, can't even remember the response I mumbled because of the shame

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>>9447023
>at a bus stop
>3 teenagers sit at my side
>I'm unironically reading Nietzsche in public
>one of the teenagers had a book with him, the other 2 were making out
>he says to his friend ''have you read this book?'' probably because he saw me reading
>give a glance at the cover
>a Five Nights at Freddy's book
>with disgust, I go back to reading Nietzsche (while never having read the Greeks)
>deep down I know that I'm more of a pleb than that guy

>>9447172
You can easily avoid even further confusion, anon.

>Have no books

It's as simple as that.

>>9447201
>He hadn't read lord of the flies yet
I read that in middle school, anon.
That's legitimately embarrassing.