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>4th year English major, on campus, making my way to class
>excited for today's topic: narrative architecture in post-war Polish fiction as seen through Hegel
>stop by library
>library assistant I know is working, call number QT 3.1417
>QT: "oh it's you anon, it looks like the books you have on hold came in"
>sends librarian to retrieve my texts while she chats me up
>she's a PhD student in medieval metaphysical theatre, so naturally we have plenty to talk about
>librarian returns with my tomes
>"wow anon, Xenophon and Luceraterius? I didn't know you were fluent in Ancient Greek AND Vulgar Latin"
>reminds me that my volumes are due next week, but she can make an exception if I return them to her in person, "over wine maybe?"
>omnitempore.velum
>class is starting soon, say goodbye and take my leave
>crossing quad, run into vice dean
>vice dean: "anon! glad I caught you, have you had a chance to look at my manuscript yet?"
>"not yet sir, how does Monday sound?"
>vice-dean: w-whenever you have time! n-no rush at all"
>start thinking of how to summarize his highly derivative work inbetween finishing the latest chapter of my maximalist novel and my interview with the Paris Review this weekend
>class has almost started, say goodbye and take my leave
>just outside classroom, about to enter when I see a friend and his girlfriend walking by
>friend introduces me
>gf: "nice to meet you anon, your friend has told me so much about you!"
>in one arm she's holding pic related
>asks me what I think of Murakami
>have a pleasant conversation about what we both like about his novels
>class starts, say goodbye and take my leave
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>>9445115
You missed out the most important part
>and then I woke up
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>>9445115
so when do they start clapping?
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gosh you're so cool anon, what kind of music do you listen to?
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>>9445115
even if this is real you yourself are fake
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>>9445156
death grips
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gosh darn hearing this makes me want to gobble on your massive 10 inch cock while i jerk myself off over your hot, sexy superior knowledge and charisma
how you still manage to remain humble is a mystery
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Don't mind me, just leaving my mark on this history making shitpost
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music for this feel?
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>>9445115
>1st grade English student, on recess, making my way to class
>excited for today’s topic: story time reading by Miss Helga
>stop by study room
>girl I know is reading, call number QT 3.1417
>QT: "oh it's you anon, it looks like the books Anna took home just came in"
>sends girlfriend to retrieve my texts while she chats me up
>she's 4th grade student at my school, so naturally we have plenty to talk about
>friend returns with my tomes
>"wow anon,みんなうんち (Everybody Poops) and Le petit Prince? I didn't know you were fluent in Japanese AND French”
>reminds me that my volumes are due next week, but she can make an exception if I return them to her in person, "over grape carton juice maybe?"
>リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー。jp
>class is starting soon, say goodbye and take my leave
>crossing quad, run into teacher
>teacher: ”anon! glad I caught you, have you had a chance to look at my drawing yet?"
>"not yet, sir, how does Monday sound?"
>teacher: w-whenever you have time! n-no rush at all"
>start thinking of how to evaluate his highly modernist pictorial work inbetween drawing the latest lines of my post-postmodern ironic meta oeuvre and my interview with the Guggenheim this weekend
>class has almost started, say goodbye and take my leave
>just outside classroom, about to enter when I see a friend and his girlfriend walking by
>friend introduces me
>gf: "nice to meet you anon, your friend has told me so much about you!"
>in one arm she's holding pic related
>asks me what I think of Brock
>have a pleasant conversation about what we both like about his pokemons
>class starts, say goodbye and take my leave
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>medieval metaphysical theatre
I wish this was real
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>>9446568
Cheers anon; here's a well deserved (you).
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>>9445115
>QT 3.1417
That 7 is incorrect. If you were going to round pi to 4 decimal places, there should be a 6.
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derivative at the start but the twist ending (syncing up perfectly with the up until now unexplainable OP picture) really makes this shitpost a worthwhile read
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>>9446568
This is more be believable.
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>>9445115
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When's the spaghetti happen?
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>>9445115
>academia
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>>9446568
u need a hobby famalamadingdong
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>>9447386
What do you recommend?
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>>9447497
Reading
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