>he's a pessimist, but he hasn't killed himself

>>9440403
Well it might get better

I don't know if death is better

>>9440409
/thread

>>9440403
My parents are still alive. Also, I would prefer to not die a virgin.

>>9440403

I have killed myself. My soul has been forced to be on 4chan for all eternity now. Shit sucks.

>>9440403
what if it gets worse when you kill yourself? it can always get worse, you know.

>>9440403
Because God forbids it, obviously.

My dark nature is the result of my own sin.

Because I do not care to. I am capable of trudging through life.

>>9440403
Because only optimists commit suicide, when they can no longer be optimists. The pessimist already has no reason to live, so why should he have a reason to die?

>>9440534
This desu. A born pessimist is not going to get caught off guard, it's the optimists who go 'my kid died of cancer wtf i hate life now'

>>9440403
Natural fear of death, not enough balls for suicide, things might get better, etc

I'm not that pessimistic to the point I'm sad anymore but those were some of the reasons I never bit the bullet

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>>9440403
i dont want to

>>9440448
The virgins are waiting in heaven, anon, right next to a big lobster dinner, a pint of your favourite lager, and a non-stop live performance of Garcia just noodlin the guitar.

I remember when I was a little girl
Our house caught on fire
I'll never forget the look on my father's face
As he gathered me up in his arms and
Raced through the burning building out to the pavement
And I stood there shivering in my pajamas and
Watched the whole world go up in flames
And when it was all over, I said to myself
“Is that all there is to a fire”

I know what you must be saying to yourselves
“If that's the way she feels about it
Why doesn't she just end it all”
Oh, no, not me
I'm in no hurry for that final disappointment
Cause I know just as well as I'm standing here talking to you
That when that final moment comes and I'm breathing my last breath
I'll be saying to myself

Is that all there is
Is that all there is

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>I'm pessimistic about a lot of things, but… there's no reason to be miserable about it

Because I'm lazy.

>>9440403
I'm already dead on the inside desu

>>9440669
Pretty good.

I like watching films and playing music. Nothing else is of any value to me; as long as I can do that I will not kill myself.