I want to be the next John Green. Anyway, YA romance is the genre

Do you think John Green gets tons of "young adult" poontang? Is that the reason to be a YA author? The YA poon?

Do you think JK Rowling has a rotation of twink Harry Potter boy toys?

>>9438047
Sex with older men.

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>>9438047
>he thinks writing successful YA is easy

Heroine is nominally pansexual but only falls in love with hero.

>>9438047
SJW falls in love with normal guy. Maybe foreign where this movement doesn't exist as much.

Needs to have two romantic choices, one perfect person and one that raped her before. For some reason though the main character is stockholmed as fck and pursues the wrong one for most of the book, but at the end he dies or something idk the ending of YA novels really doesn't matter just literally wack any type of deus ex machina ending in there.

Also don't EVER close up storylines, leave everything open ended. This allows you to make the book seem a lot more complicated than it is in reality without having to actually think at all.

>>9438116
Fuck off facebook fuckstain

>>9438148
How is it hard?

>>9438047
Her lips are dry

>>9438055
John Green is married with children. He does have a tumblr though, where he gets tons of retarded questions and comments.