ITT: which book's perception would be most irreversibly destroyed to you if you suddenly envisioned every character, male or female, to look and sound exactly like Jack Black?
Fuck off to /tv/. Please.
>>9427213
I'll bite.
Well, rn I'm reading Where the Air is Clear, so.... I'm actually thinking Black's voice would lend itself to the people of Mexico City!
>>9427213
Lolita
>>9427213
Are you saying you don't do this with every book?
>>9427213
Eh? That'd be fucking delightful. I want a full rendition of Ulysses where Jack Black attempts various sounding characters for everyone. I would literally get my testicles removed for this.
M/F by Burgess would be improved exponentially by this. We need to convince him to do it.
i wrote a novel with a protagonist that i visualized as Jack Black on sedatives. he had that manic, eager enthusiasm but it was damped under a layer of crippling paranoia.
then i went apeshit and imagined his love interest as Winona Ryder, and the alien antagonist as firstly William Burroughs and after the rebuild, Cristina Hendricks.
Good Jack Black makes everything better.
>>9427213
I'd kind of like to see the entire bible in film, with every character played by John Malkovich
A Scanner Darkly
>>9427213
Imagining Jack Black as every character and finally Gravity's Rainbow makes sense
American Psycho
>>9427213
Anna Karenina.
>>9427219
Its not even worth it man. Just ignore their stupid shit. Sage it.
>>9427213
All of them. J R might actually be improved though.
>tfw when there isn't a single book that wouldn't be improved by replacing the cast with Jack Black
My diary desu
>>9427213
Crime and Punishment
Gulliver's Travels