What. The. Heck.
So I just quit my job to become a full-time writer and I discovered, to my absolute horror, that there is actually no wage involved with this?!? What do I do? I'm broke! I'm panicking like hell! Why aren't I being paid while I write? What the hell is this?!
>>9421165
Time to turn tricks. Got an enema kit?
>find publisher
>say you will write good book
>give first three chapters as an example
>ask for a wage to keep yourself fed and sheltered from rain as you write
>collect royalties after the book is published
Wow, that was hard.
>>9421165
Nice meme OP.
>>9421165
Welcome to the internet age, where the price of information is effectively zero, and you can't make a living out of hobbies anymore.
>>9421165
I blame Uber.
>>9421165
Set up a patreon. Submit your shit to writing/publishing contests.
...amateur.
>>9421165
What the fuck were you thinking OP? Writing is a part time thing unless you're popular.
congratulations op on your successful bait