>you'll never be a risque author whose book won't get published because it's too naughty
>you'll never go to Paris to a rinky little bookshop known for its fearless publishing that's ran by two cute, young lesbians.
>you'll never start a revolution in literature and stand on these steps with your angel publisher and admire Hemingway, drunkenly staggering your way with some 18 year old rich girl American ex-pats.
>Sylvia Beach will never give you "that" look, roll her eyes, and say, "go on. I've got books to sell."
Why live?
Now we have sonic fucking harry potter on the internet.
>>9420379
I'd rather meet Sylvia Whitman than Sylvia Beach.
>>9420405
She is fuck material for sure.
Dont worry OP you can watch midnight in Paris and sad masturbate if you can see past Owen Wilsons nose. //lit//tv//
Such ephemeral sensations are unworthy of a pious man. Pray forgiveness and you will be spared.
>>9420379
>setting foot in France
immediately become a degenerate
literally every writer who lived in France for a time became completely corrupted and degenerate
>>9420512
>alt right /pol/ angry that he can't get a girlfriend.
>>9420512
> setting foot in modern day France
Needs to be something phenomenally shocking to upset the nationalist vs terrorist vs migrant conflict they have at the moment there. France is fucked atm.