Serious Question: If all the authors of the Western canon were

>>9416117
quality post
might have well as made a hunger games thread

>>9416117
Like on merit of their writing, or who would successfully kill the others?

Ovid, then Mini-shima

If by west you mean intercontinental west then Emily Dickinson by a landslide. Everyone would curl up in fetal position, each contemplating existence and the futile endevours of life.

>>9416131
Wait I'm being silly... she's from New England. Not Common wealth

Hemingway for sure
>>9416128
in both areas

>>9416145
And in a drinking contest

>>9416174
defo

>>9416145
>an insecure sissy who wrote some of the dullest books ever full of muh manliness overcompensation
>would beat anyone in anything

>>9416174

And a suicide contest.

tom wolfe

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I did not win Pour Le Merite for nothing, you know?

>>9416128
>Ovid
It's spelled Ovidius.

>>9416117
One of the Greeks, I imagine. Plato was a big guy.

>>9416368
Ovid is a commonly accepted way to spell his name, anon.

>>9416394
The don't have guys. Also,
>for you

>>9416457
guns*

>>9416117
When did pic related happen

Cervantes, when he had both hands

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>former soldier
>nationalist
>psychically unstable after reading kant
>violent fantasies
>suicidal
be careful

>>9417742
This guy is basically a worse Junger
>>9416297
Junger would take it.

>>9416117
It may be a sincere question, anon, but it's definitely not a serious one.

>>9416394
Plato for sure. He could wrestle with the best of them

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obvious answer

>>9416117
Marcus Aurelius hands down.

>>9416394
για σενα