>be dante
>write an insanely long fanfiction featuring you as the main character which also features some of your favourite historical figures
>hailed as one of the greatest pieces of literature ever
>be me
>do the exact same thing
>get called shit by snobs on the internet
Dante didn't write it
>>9408452
It's HOW you write it doofus
>>9408461
>>9408452
My fanfiction about me starring me with all my favorites anime characters gets called shit, but Dante is seen as canonical?
>>9408461what is your end game?
>>9408464
I misread doofus as donut and now I want a donut but it's too early and the donut shops are closed. Thanks for nothing.
>>9408475
Eat some vegetables
>>9408475
You should start by writing doofus as donuts, as that guy suggested.
It's all about the imagery.
Dante lived during a relative lack of fiction and gave the Italian language a unified system with his writing.
You probably wrote about traps or something
>>9408475
most reddit comment seen today
>>9408499
right back atchya
>>9408577
Thanks anon; now I'm stuck in a recursive loop.