/lit/, I'm considering naming my daughter "Lesbia."

>>9404307
I laughed after I read this, so

please do
spread the smiles

She'll be given the nickname "lesbian" by means choolmates for the first 15 years of her life and she'll blame you for it.

She's going to be bullied hard for having a gay name. Don't be an idiot.

>>9404313
I don't see how Latin literature is "gay" but I guess that's the lingo these days.

>>9404307
If you want her to be a lesbian that or "Kim" are probably the way to go

>>9404311

mean***

Call her Galatea instead

>>9404322
Have fun everyone referring to her as "Gal" which is what women in the wild west call younger women

>>9404325
Have fun getting my dick in your asshole, sissy boy. Fuck you.

>>9404315
The problem isn't that its from literature, is that its from a poem. Only queers like poetry, dude.

>>9404316
So accurate I actually raised my eyebrows

>>9404334
I don't get it. There aren't a ton of lesbians in Korea.

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>>9404307
She'll get bullied

>>9404307
Why not Iris? There's a Greek mythological name that sounds nice and feminine in today's English, while not allowing dumb sounding diminutives.

>>9404311
No. Au Contraire. She will never be called "lesbian" because it is too obvious, too stupid even for a child.

>>9404307
If you have a son please call him Gaylord.

ah shit i'm stuck in a goddamn time warp again

>>9404595
i stayed in a Gaylord hotel recently

>>9404322
>tell your concubine you want to call your daughter galatea
>she calls the police and tells them you're an incestuous pedophile

I say double down and name her cunteater

>>9404688
kek

>>9404307
Just do it bro

>>9404687
she wasn't actually his daughter
It's a beautiful name

>not having at least one son named Lesbotron

>>9404315
I can't tell if this is sincere.

>>9404307
If she's not a lesbian, it will be a weird name. But if she is a lesbian, it would be an absolute 10/10 name. Do you think it's worth the risk?

>>9404546
Too much like ISIS.

>>9404546
>he didn't play the Aladdin porn game

all I would ever think about

>>9404742
>tfw ISIS ruined the name Isis forever :(

>>9404737
>lesbian, it would be an absolute 10/10 name

No. It would be a 2/10 name either way. If she's a pornstar it would be bumped to 4/10.

Given how many times I've seen this exact thread, if you do it'll be a very common name in the future. Best not to.

noh_w, that's great

>>9404746
good taste senpai

Lesbia was a bitch to Catullus

i really hope some of the posts here are bait.
giving ur child a greek/latin name is the most autistic thing you could ever do, the child would get severely bullied
it's not like you're naming a character on an rpg

>>9404855
I think you're haunted and enslaved to your social posture

>>9404593
No it's not

>>9404862
yeah, because i'm not autistic

>>9404934
You called me - autistic?
Do you know how ridiculous that is? I suppose if you did, you would have kept your inane little comment to yourself. I am a modern day aristocrat, not of genealogy but of the soul, of the mind. You, the unthinking commoner are blinded by your own pretensions and ego to the truth of beauty. Do you fathom the depth of social clarity I have attained? The autistic is the self absorbed and the outwardly retarded, such as you yourself exemplify in your clever little comment. You should be forced to realise the absurdity of your paradoxical claim that another is autistic, when you cannot even begin to understand your own mental enslavement. In short, you are an uncreative nothing and I shall have nothing to do with you. Ta-ta.

>>9404307
Other choices:
>Livia
>Octavia
>Agrippina
>Vipsania
>Poppaea
>Galeria
>Claudia
>Sabina

>>9404947
Oh god, my name is Livia Claudia, I am not taking this comment in a good way

>>9404957
are you going to be my erudite classical gf?

Do you know how cruel teenaged girls are? That will be directed at your little girl.

>>9404957
Please sit on my face

>>9404947
Stop with the hard on for the romans. Just give her a normal name- it makes you look like a pretentious twat when your kids have those kinds of names.

name her something cute like Clare

>>9404307
I named my daughter Livy

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Penthesilea is more patrician

>>9404968
Nobody is naming their daughter "Lesbia", calm down

>>9404999
This. Anon isnt going to procreate

Why not just Cynthia ?

It's normal enough AND literary

>>9405018
cunt name

Just choose a name from the Bible like any normal person does.

>not naming your son Richard N. Uranus
>not naming your daughter Scarlet Kant
pleb

>>9404307

>>9404311
This. She'll move out at 18 and never speak to you again.

>>9404307
Why do (you) want to be convinced out of it? It's a fine name. Her peers will be accepting, she'll grow to be proud of it, your own peers will think nothing of it after the initial shock wears off, you'll only really upset (perhaps) your parents and others of that generation but everyone loves a baby and that'd be just too bad! Plus, the rash of soon to be born Adolphs (if the Hitler youth determines to put its money where its mouth is) will throw whatever initial controversey into the shade. Sappho is a poet's poet, her island is still beautiful, and so far as Catullus is concerned, an inspirer of some of the best Latin lyric verse from thematic pole to thematic pole. Go for it, I say.

> not naming her Traktorina

Do you even celebrate the industrial progress, comrade?

OK, call her “Teslacar” and try to get some dosh from Musk in return, you crapitalist swine.

>>9404307
No, you're not actually considering naming your daughter "Lesbia".

>>9404593
Lol good troll.

>>9404947
Don't forget

>Metella

Then she'll hate you after everyone starts calling her Metallica.

>>9404328
nigga u serious? stupid ass kids wont know and/or care where it is from, they will bully her ass simply because it is similar to lesbian lol

>>9405035
revelation jones

damn that rules

>>9404307
That's a good strategy. She'll hate her name so bad, she'll never become a lesbian.

This thread is posted every month and on each occasion it receives over one hundred replies because almost nobody remains on this board for more than three weeks.

>>9405573
except for you. fag.

>>9405304
You know what, you're right.

>>9404593
No it's not. You are vastly overestimating the maturity of a child.

>>9406840
I'm 27 and would still make fun of a kid/person named leabia

>lit is so full of newfags that they are responding genuinely to pasta

I named my son Julius.

He's a smart lad

>>9406820
Thanks, senpai. My general view of people is that they quickly tire. Plus, were I to meet a baby Lesbia how could I avoid smiling?

>>9407290
This.
Once someone answered "what is 1 + 1" that should have been the end of math.

>>9407298
that one has been revitalized by blacks recently so it would feel even more unimaginative than I'd normally consider it to be

>>9407403
What Latin name is still pure? Can I name my son Felix?

>>9407422
Phoebe, from the Greek however. Perhaps, Candice?

>>9407422
Sylla
Catilina
Brutus
Sejanus
the list goes on

>>9407454
Phoebe belongs to the Chinese community.
Candice is a cunt name, don't make your kid a cunt.

>>9407476
Just making etymological considerations based on the given criteria. Personally, I like the name Rose. That smell bad to you as well?

>>9404307
She'll hate you forever and probably sue you like the case between the man and his daughter, "Metallica"

Look it up.

>>9404753
>tfw can't listen to isis anymore

>>9404947
Just do Sabina.
Or if you do greek or roman make it a middle name.

>>9407467
>naming your son after Brutus
cruel
>>9407422
Name your son Socrates. Latin names are overrated.

>>9407543
Brutus was a good boy who dindu noffin

My father came very close to naming me Jupiter. I wonder how it would have turned out.

>in highschool
>chilling with friends
>overhear a teacher calling a kid "Dionysus"
>it's a black kid
>another black kid asks him "hey yo de fuck yo name mean nigga"
>Dionysus: "it's a greek god of wine n shit"
>"yo nigga das pretty cool"

>>9404593
have you ever had a kid named "Gabe" in your school?

>>9404947
tfw I'm latin american and can use most of these for a daughter and no one would bat an eye.

Out of these I'd go for Agripina, and Pina for her hypocoristic.