>Lose Job.
>Not fired, but whole department shut down.
>Not TOO bummed about it.
>Friend suggests, you know what you should do? Ghostwrite.
>Me: Hmmm....yes. Now that I totally have time.
>Look stuff up, contact people, blah, blah.
>Get a hit.
>Can you write a book in a month?
>I'm going to lit a fire under my ass. YES. YES I CAN.
>This is the topic.
>AWESOME. I'm super interested. I'm going to knock this out of the park.
>Oh, client offers $500. No percentage of revenue.
>...You want me to write you a book, in a month, edit it myself and not get credit for it for $500???
>I told him to fuck off so hard, I'm still shaking, I'm so mad.
How's your day going /lit/?
>>9403451
I just got a $500 gig ghostwriting some erotica for some slob online
>>9403451
I think for ghostwriting they probably expect some unemployed NEET looking to churn out something in his free time and not really care about how much he makes. Which is basically what you are doing. So.
>>9403451
I thought the whole point of GW is to make money. Hence why they get paid like 50K. Since in some cases you can't even put that stuff on your resume.
>>9403458
Ha, I've done this before. It was for an mpreg story? I had to do some weird research. I also got paid like 500 bucks for it, but I also had another full time job cause I got bills to pay.
>>9403451
>telling him to fuck off
>not ghosting him
clearly it was a test you faggot
if you gonna do that just get a job paraphrasing viral news for content farms, if you can type fast and know basic english grammar you could survive i guess, probably a good job for someone who just wants to smoke weed and listen to music all day and never go outside
>>9403451
Spoooooooky
>>9403451
I could totally write shit for cash, how do I start?
I just need to find a gig that pays me $5000 a month. That's it.
Do people actually get off reading porn?
>>9403825
It's probably not a hands free orgasm, unless you're in a trance.
>>9403825
Women do it a lot.