>I am a sick man.... I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive

Russian here. Tell me what text you found this line in.

>>9401126
You don't belong here if the line (even in its parodied form) isn't instantly recognizable.

>>9401126
He's parodying Notes From Underground.

>>9401130
Rude. The original text says nothing about poop and pee. Me assuming it was notes from the underground was purely a wild guess because it's a kind of book you'd expect a 4channer to have read. Not because it resembled the original text. Here's the original, you can use Google translate.
> Я чeлoвeк бoльнoй... Я злoй чeлoвeк. Heпpивлeкaтeльный я чeлoвeк. Я дyмaю, чтo y мeня бoлит пeчeнь. Bпpoчeм, я ни шишa нe cмыcлю в мoeй бoлeзни и нe знaю нaвepнo, чтo y мeня бoлит.

i guffawed, good job op

What is going on in this thread?

>>9401149
The first 2 sentences look pretty familiar...

>>9401118
It's called being relatable you butthole.

>>9401149
I am a man of the whole ... I am an evil person. I'm a propitious person. I dmayayu that y me menya boleet pechen. Bppočem, I neither shisha nor smysl in my world, and I do not know for sure that I am bitten by men.

>>9401149
>>9401784

I am a person ... I am an evil person. Hepiphilicatorny I person. I dmayayu that y menya boleeth pechen. Bppochem, I do not shisha symlyu in my world and do not know the truth that I am bugging me.

>>9401813
>do not know the truth that I am bugging me
Deep.

I am a patient.... I am a spiteful person. I am an unattractive person. I believe that I exhaust too much, and hurts when I force urine to urinate.

>>9401149
>>9401784
>>9401813
I am a sick man. I am a drunk man. I think my adidas are knock-offs. Cyka blyat ra ra rasputin lover of the Russian queen no one in this country can afford chairs.