YOU majored in CS and graduated with DEBT and NO JOB while CHAD

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>tfw i majored in art history and i'm eating expired bread off of an upturned plastic bucket

>>9384506
What planet are you from? I want to move there.

>CS
>no job
Maybe if you have no pulse.

>no CS job
wat

>>9384586
>>9384592
yeah sorry i forgot, you get minimum wage codemonkey work from some random guy on linkedin months after you graduate

>>9384601
>look guys I am pretending to be retarded very hard
Okay.

>>9384601
>minimum wage
>codemonkey
Again, you sound like you have no idea what are you talking about.

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>Hey anon, is that Harry Potter? Let me see that real quick!
>*rrrriiiiippppp*
>You're welcome my man, now take my copy of Seneca's Agamemnon and get out of here! No it's okay I've already read it 3 times. >Anyways, I'm off to the gym and then the library! Don't be late to work or else Mr. Shekelstein is going to fire you and hire H1B Pajeet- he might anyways!