ITT: One sentence that describes your existence. >Trapped

One word: Big. Booty. Titties.

>>9381275
Diary.

i dont know what im doing, but somehow i get somewhere

Unsuccesfully trying to exploit myself

>>9381275

Daily threesome with me, myself, and I.

Infinite cycles of 'this is awesome, this is shit'.

>>9381275
Fear of not being remembered in a future where humans have no place in eternity

>>9381275

Quite content, still yearn for more.

i want to fucking kill myself

help

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Just say no to family values.

>>9381326
yeah

>>9381275
>questions
I raise you one better anon

I'll play your game

> Interacting with society feels like an improv comedy routine every day

My mind feels like its in a vice grip that, from time to time, unwind's enough so that I can enjoy life on some neutral plain but most days it insists on applying pressure to itself to the point that often results in a bottomless depression and general apathy for the world.

Only ever occasionally realizing I'm pretty damn cool.

Playing not-dead.

>>9381275
A man who lacks motivation discovers the meaning of life and loses all will to live.

It's not a lie if you believe it.

Man tits and wide curves, the likes of which rewrite history. First as tragedy, then as farce.