Have you put your favorite author through the face app. Imagine

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>>9368431

>>9368431
David Fuckboi Wallace

>>9368433
I just came

>>9368431
I put my own face in on "hot" and it just there was no difference. Bow down manlets and uggos

>>9368476
What does fuckboi mean these days

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>>9368431
He basically goes on a semi-prescient tirade about this exact shit in IJ:

>The proposed solution to what the telecommunications industry's psychological consultants termed Video-Physiognomic Dysphoria (or VPD) was, of course, the advent of High-Definition Masking; and in fact it was those entrepreneurs who gravitated toward the production of highdefinition videophonic imaging and then outright masks who got in and out of the short-lived videophonic era with their shirts plus solid additional nets.The proposed solution to what the telecommunications industry's psychological consultants termed Video-Physiognomic Dysphoria (or VPD) was, of course, the advent of High-Definition Masking; and in fact it was those entrepreneurs who gravitated toward the production of highdefinition videophonic imaging and then outright masks who got in and out of the short-lived videophonic era with their shirts plus solid additional nets.

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>>9368541
Mfw I pasted that shit twice

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I wanna "fuck" joanna green

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>>9368561
damn, that's really good.

>>9368561
She lucks just like a girl booktuber /lit/ would obsess over

>tfw phone is too old for this app
Can someone do Shakespeare?

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>>9368433

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Somebody

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>>9369621
'Hot' did basically nothing, so Pynchon confirmed for 10.

>>9369787
Tammy Pynchon could get it

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Lol

>>9369813
>hot just make him whiter

>>9369813
Would you fuck female tao?

>>9369831
Go to bed Tao

>>9368431
>"And but so, I..."

>>9369787
Fuck is this really just an iphone app? Sexy Pynchon has real Cary Grant vibes, if he brushed his teeth

>>9369813
This app is fucking impressive

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Would you fuck hot frannz

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Historically accurate Shakespeare on top right.

>>9369888
The smile

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>>9369891

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Fucking kek

>>9369932
what the fucki s happening with the smile

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Female k man

>>9369888
holy.... i want more

>>9369949
Female Kerouac looks like Cillian Murphy

eerie

>>9369932
kek, he broke the fucking algorithm

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>>9369974
It's weird how he always looks hotter

>>9369992

hell yeah

>>9369787
>>9369960
Old Pincone looks like a sex-offender

>>9369932
I swear I think I've met lady Vollman.

>>9370016
Babby Gass is terrifying.

>>9370036
who is this qt

>>9370039
Rupoo Kapur Indaloo

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Do Oscar Wilde

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These ugly fucks break the system

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>>9369932

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>>9369888
thanks for the new reaction image

>>9370016
>smiling Gass looks like Carter
>babby Gass isn't even human
>hot Gass has spontaneously combusted and become a woman for some reason

>>9370178
Man, Mishima is already hot. He's the rising sun and the most fertile land.

>shota nietzsche

I downloaded the app, but every photo I try is stuck a quarter of the way through and doesn't progress beyond. Anyone know what this is about?

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>>9370196
Oops

>>9370187
Hot Gene Wolfe is the facade I see over a human face in a nightmare, when I think to take it off would reveal some sort of unspeakable monstrosity

>>9370202
Which does happen in a few of his stories.

>>9370206
Why almost every male autismo can jump into hottie?

>default and old picture is the same thing

>>9370218
>>9370210

>>9370210
Lol

>>9369949
>>9369990
>>9369787
They are hot girls

>>9370206
Lol babyfaced faggot

>>9370042
keked

>>9370178
when will this meme that mishima was a good author and not just a good contrarian end?

Someone do Melville

>>9369787
basically Liza Minelli with fucked up teeth

>>9370001
witty's a 10

Where's Bloom?

>>9370051
That smile algorithm is pretty fucking amazing.

>>9370206
Girl Kafka is just how I had imagined fräulein Bürstner.

>>9370312
I'm going to dream smiling Sam tonight and it's not going to be a nice dream.

>>9370222
Kek

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[muffled screaming]

>>9368431
Can someone do old man Tolstoy next? Make him smile for me. Oh yes, you are going to smile nicely for us whether you feel like it or not, aren't you, Lev Nikolaevich?

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>>9370996

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>>9370998

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>>9371008

>>9370206
how do I fuck female kafka

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>>9370222
hehehe

>>9370297
smiling cormac looks like david duke

>>9369831

Looks like this girl I used to "fuck"

someone do hitler

>>9369970
His original photo is hotter than the hot one

>>9370053

>tfw satre uses his radical freedom to fuck with the app

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>>9371168

>>9368561
>hot removes glasses

Y-you too!

>>9369813
LADY TAO YES

>>9370077
underrated

>>9371072
why is this so funny?

>>9368431
Someone do Zizek.

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>>9371398
Holy

>>9371421
>Baby Adorno is just regular Adorno

hmm

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Spicy

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Someone do one of these guys please

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really makes you think

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Gender is truly a performative act

>>9370051
>happy and hot kant looks like ordinary swedenborg
some jekyl and hyde shit going on here

>>9371409
> hot Zizek

Object cause of desire at its purest

>old me looks exactly like my grandfather
>female me looks exactly like my sister but hotter
Spooked

>>9371421
>trying to force a smile onto Adorno's face fucked with the algorithm
maybe /pol/ was right, and he was evil

>>9371499
/pol/ just doesn't understand jazz

>tfw faceapp thinks I'm a woman

>>9371523
kek

>>9370187
Lmao

>>9370222
kek the smiling pic

>>9371493
Pic?

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R.L. Stine

>>9371564
hahahaha what the fuck

>>9371564
underrated

my sides left the galaxy

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Psalm 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

where's socrates?

>>9371557

I would watch Old Cliff's videos.

Femcliff looks like somebody whose life /lit/ would ruin.

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>>9370222

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>>9370077
thx anon, was about to do the same
you did a shitty job cropping it though

Faceapp is data collection, the government and the media want to be able to manipulate images and videos for use in fake news, trials, etc

Don't fall for the trap you fucking idiots

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>>9371732
Can't stop the March of technological progress

>>9371732
>tfw the NSA thinks I'm a statue of Plato

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>>9371732

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>>9371745
>>9371750

>>9371430
>at first i was like, i'm gonna violate you
>but then i was like, i'm gonna violate you

>>9370077
Can you redo this and keep the above image where he isn't smiling with it as well?

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>>9370051
lots of reaction pics from this thread

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>>9371777

>>9371778
the original pic isnt kant though

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>>9371616

>>9371786
Thank you!

>>9371758
>not putting Stalin through the smile filter for the second pic

>>9371792
>tfw no qt philosopher to teach me at 4 am in a freezing cold castle

why live

>>9371805
I was trying to make a point you fucking retard. This app will allow the government and gangstalk agencies to delete and censor our very external-percieved existence a la the censorship propagated by Soviet-Stalin. This is a clear pre-execution useable-application for pure damnatio memoriae for use by government and gangstalk agencies and then cleansers to "clear up" any "technical smudges" in other words external-percieved identities attached to now-cleansed individuals selected by the government and gangstalk agencies.

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wew

>>9371827
lmao so? the singularity is right around the corner, better speed it up and get with the program.

>>9371827
Lighten up pally-o. A grinning Uncle Jo would have been funny.

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>download app
>see female version of myself
>qt as fuck
>actually get a fucking hardon looking at a female version of myself

Kill me.

>>9371561
o-oh please, miz harris, t-tell me more about this spirituality without religion thing...

>>9371893
Post it.

>>9371827
Like they can't already do that with facebook or instagram and photoshop? What's special about this app?
>gangstalk agencies
oh you're schizophrenic, that explains it.

>>9371904
His female version looks suspiciously Jewish.

>>9371893
everyone itt did that.

>>9371680
underrated

>>9371893
I got uglier as a woman desu.

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>>9371445

>>9372031
>stef was hillary clinton all along

>>9371713
>hot mode only makes her more white
oy vey

>>9372048
girl Nietzsche is an anime

>>9371841
>smiling version looks in pain
just like the real peterson lmoa

>>9371893
Delete this

>>9371893
I look like a shy plain girl, really cute if I may say so myself.

>>9372129
I'm considering having a wank over myself tbf lads

>>9370210
there is no difference whatsoever between regular houellebecq and old houellebecq

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>tfw the girl version of you looks like a young, hot Scarlett Johansson

>>9372183
post pics senpai, i'll bust a nut to you

>>9372183
christopher walken?

I'm fucking crying laughing over this thread lads

>>9372337
>mfw I realized killing myself to end suffering was just another empty gesture in the sea of pain that is life

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lovely day chaps

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>male kirk is sexier

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>>9372378
Hello brother

>>9371841
I read this one like a comic strip

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This app is amazing

>>9369970
>looks the same if not better than the hot one
lol

>>9372390
that last one might've made me gay

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>>9372420
this may exist already but i made it anyway

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>>9372506

>>9370001
Hot wittgenstein is HOT

>>9370210
k3k

unnngghhhh

>>9372631
omg
>>9370001 unnnggghhhh

>>9372390
>tfw no Kierkegaard gf

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>female Proust will never be your domineering gf

>>9372698
>Proust
>domineering

>>9372979
Not unless you happen to be a rat.

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>>9373310
>>9373339
>hot

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>>9373347

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>>9373388

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Anyone recognize this small time author?

>>9371576
>4:19
>4:20

>>9371786
Fucking perfect.

>>9373887
my sides have left the underworld

>>9373862
Tom Ligotti?

>>9373862
is that jane green

>>9369930
underrated

>>9371445
fucking kek
take some gold kind stranger

>>9372159
just finished, not bad

>>9374165
Smaller time. Jane green could afford a better hairstyle.

>>9371523
>when it's time to suffer

>>9369831
unironically yes

>>9370256
His language shines a lot more in the original. Most other writers in Japan cant compete with his prose

Somebody do Camus

>>9370206
I want femKafka to step on my neck and spit on me while saying "schmutzig nazi"

>>9370312
butch dyke beckett looks like a lunchlady at my highschool cafeteria

>>9372031
old man steff is v well done

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>>9369932
With Vollmann you don't need FaceApp

>>9370247
I'd give fem Kazuo my remains ;)

>>9371513
post face

>>9373310
I fucking died

>>9370256
shut the FUCK up

>>9372390
He's turning into anime in the female one

People who did female morphs of themselves, I'm a degenerate who has been edging for hours, I'll come to fem you in your honor.

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>>9375096
go ahead big guy

>>9375251

W-want to have tea or coffee sometime?

>>9375251
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>9371893
mate I look fucking good, deffo would breed with female me

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>>9375266
>>9375274
sorry no can do guys, I got a show to host

>>9371893
Same. Considered crossdressing

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Hnng

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someone do jordan peterson and sam hyde

>>9375345
Goebbels?!

>>9375354
Ebin, it's older Kafka

Do Pepe soneone

>>9375345
Male kafka is erik morales and female is deanna troi from star trek ng ... huh.

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>>9374935
Girl camus looks like my ex gf desu

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>>9376026
>gf

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>>9375082
>tfw no qtpi anime Kierkegaard gf

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>>9375096
I think being born a man was clearly a lost opportunity

>>9369813
Damn. Lady Tao looks just like my RA.

>>9376632
Have you ever tried wearing a skirt?:3

>>9371564
That's good

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>>9371779
Nice. Very impressive.

>>9371841
Baby Peterson looks exactly like Sören Kierkegaard
Is there something that we don't know about going on

>>9371680
dying

>>9377488
Woah

Downloaded this and female looks exactly like my sister
I never realized how similar we look
I'm rock hard

>>9377532
Post it.

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i dont have the app
pls do celine

>>9376674
Yes

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>>9377542

>>9377556
Bowie eyes

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Some kind soul who can do Voltaire? Need it for shitposting

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>>9377566
Thereyougo

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>>9377561
>tfw I should just give up and become a sissy

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Am i bonita?

>>9377488
>>9377511
>>9371680
Fuking kek

>>9369990
Bottom right looks like how the Japanese would potray him.

>>9377546
post pics

>glasses of the future will be able to real time face app

>>9368541
Started IJ 4 days ago and read this bit today.
Came to post this

>>9377803
>when she starts climbing your mountain

>>9368541
What doesn't he cover in IJ

>>9377678
Hello there miss Ryder

>>9375251
looks like tucker carlson

>>9377803
Holy fuck he turned into St Vincent

>>9377857
it is

>>9371778
that file name

>>9377678
>the filter can't even remove all your acne
ouch

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>>9371893
>tfw /lit/ is AGP as fuck
>tfw you are AGP as fuck

>>9378578
the fuck is agp you gay cunt

>>9370977
I know, how the fuck?

>>9378590
autogynephilia

>>9371205
I like how the 'hot' doesn't really change anything.

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How long before I can use technology similar to this to make porn films of whoever I want?

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>tfw female you still has a square jaw and manly nose
>tfw female you looks like the really plain looking girl who hung out with the hot girls throughout high school because it made them look better in contrast
>tfw can't even jerk off to your female self

>>9377637
>>9377556
you should fug your sister desu

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Would /lit/ "fuck" me?

>>9379065
>lower right

my fucking dick

>>9379023

You told me, I've seen it all before
Been there, I've seen my hopes and dreams
A lying on the ground

>>9379080
lower right is basically the same weirdo

>>9377543
bump for my guy Céline

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>>9379168

>>9379181
Handsome as fuck

>>9378945
I make porn movies with whomever I want in my head. I am patrician that way.

>>9377637

Can I get a quick rundown on bottom right?

>>9371561
Female Harris looks like Chelsea Clinton.

>>9373310
>upper right: das it mane

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bonerinducing female Heine

>>9379482
>I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways

>>9377637
>Just jerked off and came to pictures of a guy that are driven through a feminization filter
It's not gay if he looks like a girl, right?

>>9379767
No. In 2017 this is generally accepted on the internet

>>9371576
Jordan peterson looks like pademe amadala as a woman

>>9380654
Fuck, he looks like Anakin in the young one too

>>9369930
Autist little hottie