>friends interested in certain books in my collection >lend

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>>9361411
>hand friend history of CIA involvement in middle east
>doesn't read it, believes 9/11 is inside job
>give propaganda by edward barneys to friend
>returns book confesses his belief that earth is flat and NASA can't be trusted
>cold war comes up
>he doesn't know what the cold war was

>>9361583
why are you friends with retards?

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>lend friend book
>month passes by
>ask how he's enjoying it
>"well i'm only halfway through but enjoying the way it explores X and appreciate how it does Y"
>"sorry for being a slow reader, if you need it back just take it and i can check it out from the library"
>tell him not to worry and that he should go at whatever pace he feels comfortable

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>>9361411
>friends

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>hand The Geneaology of Morals to a friend of mine
>3 weeks later he tells me that he's now redpilled
>tfw this actually happened
>tfw he literally thinks that Putin is a ubermensch

I guess that's on me.

>>9361583
>>doesn't read it, believes 9/11 is inside job
But it was an inside job. Stop spreading misinformations anon-kun

>lend friend book
>ask them if they read it yet
>"oh I haven't gotten around to it yet"
>they move away without returning the book
>lend other friend book
>they move away without returning the book

>move away
>leave a large collection of my books at my brothers place
>he asks me if he can read some of them
>what the hell of course you can why would you even ask that
>talk to him about them a while later, ask him if he read any
>he's simultaneously reading like seven of them but hasn't passed page fifty in any of them yet
who does this
just pick one read it and move on to the next one
fucking weirdo

>lend a book to a friend
>he lends it to his girlfriend
>she catches him cheating, breaks up with him, and destroys all of his things at her place, book included
>he refuses to buy me a new copy since he wasn't the one who destroyed it
never befriend normies

>lends a friend The Hobbit because he said he always wanted to read Tolkien
>"psh okay, its not that good but you'd appreciate it"
>its been almost a year now and he still haven't finished it yet
>The Hobbit

>>9361818
what a dick

>>9361809
kek i put like 20 books on my ereader when I got it a few days ago and I'm the same way

>>9361736
lol

can we get more memes of normies misinterpreting philosophy like this?

>>9361809
>>9361838
I do actually do this only with e-reader stuff. I load up so much stuff and can't help checking them out randomly.

Shrug. Get better friends.

>>9361818
Should have went to the girlfriend and demanded she pay for it.

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>>9361823
>friend has shittons of comics and art books on his shelf and claims to love books
>has a few actual pieces of literature
>admits it took him years to finish one of them

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>>9361411
>lending books
>not buying multiple copies and giving them out freely