>accidentally deleted the first 1400 pages of the prologue

>>9360128
how the fuck do you do that?

>>9360136
cum got inside my computer

it's ok Tristam Shandy, we have backups

>>9360128
>accidentally tripped while carrying my manuscript
>all 1400 pages fall into a mud puddle
>Socrates was right

FUCK

WHY DID I FALL FOR THE PHYSICAL COPY MEME

>>9360277
>Accidentally left my 2000 page dark satire manuscript unaccompanied in my jail cell
>all 2000 pages vanish
Fuck, why did I fall for the writing a physical copy while in confinement meme

>tfw 190 hours into New Vegas and my Xbox internal memory shits itself. I have to imagine my character died an inglorious death sleeping in the ranger safehouse after i betrayed the NCR by bombing the long 15

I never got to enact my great plan to liberate the wasteland

>taking a walk down to the agora
>trip over a wooden log, surely left over by some worthless Gallic slaveboy
>get knocked out
>when I come to my coin-sack is empty and so is my other sack
>I start out loud to the crowd which has gathered around me in a mocking tone: "Sing, Goddess, Anon's -"
>realize I've forgotten the first 4,000 lines of the Iliad
>go to my local brothel and fuck the Gallic faggot fuckboy in the ass, deriding him loudly over his people stealing information from my mind and fluid from my amor bursa
>after I robe myself I kiss him goodbye and tell him I'll see him again next week
>when I get home I realized I forgot to stop by the agora
Fuck, why did I fall for the memorization meme? What did the Greeks ever give us anyway? What did I ever do to deserve this injustice? At least the Republic still stands and will forever stand.