Stop using big words. Stop using adjectives. Stop using adverbs.

cum covered baby shoes

Ok, Hemmie. Geez, for a moment I wanted to use the language beautifully by exploiting the wealth of english vocabulary, but thank to your everyman insights, I shall stop, and write novels about old men fishing

>>9359925
For Sale: Baby Shoes, I jacked off on them

>>9359928
For Sale: Baby Shoes, we all jacked off on them

"Stop writing good books."

ok

>>9359915
Fuck you, motherfucker, you a ho-ass nigga. I don't know why you trying to go big, nigga you ain't shit. Walking around like you God's gift to Earth, nigga you ain't shit. You ain't even buy me no outfit for the fourth. I need that Brazilian, wavy, twenty eight inch, you playin'. I shouldn't be fuckin' with you anyway, I need a baller ass, boss ass nigga. You'se a off brand ass nigga, everybody know it, your homies know it, everybody fuckin' know. Fuck you nigga, don't post here no more. You won't know, you gonna lose on a good bitch. My other nigga is on, you off. What the fuck is really going on?

>>9359930
For sale.
Dead baby.
Slightly worn.

>>9360358
For Sale.
Dead babies.
New and used.

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stop using words.

>>9359915
He wasn't actually all wrong though. Many times brevity and careful word use can be more beautiful than extravagant faggotry.

>>9359915
Start using Newspeak

For sale: Baby shoes. Well worn.

Has there been anyone that has damaged literature more than Hemingway and his minimalist bullshit prose?

>>9362443
You. When you tried to write your novel.

>>9362421
I don't want OP's shoes

>>9359927
underrated post

>>9359927
Go write poetry then ya feckin faggot. Novels are supposed to be written by men.

>>9359915
>>9359927
>>9362443
Can you give an example where the use of an adjective or adverb makes a sentence stronger?

>>9359915
>Stop using adjectives.
>big
>complex
How about you start following your own advice?

Does anyone here like Hemingway?

>>9362648
Everyone but Europoors.

>>9362648
>>9362653
Hey I'm European and I think he's great.

>>9362653
I don't blame them tho desu

He's not for me

>>9362653
I translated Hemingway through Google Translate and nothing was lost.

>>9359915

I RAGE.
BOOK.
BAD.

>>9360358
fucking saved holy shit

>>9362245
underrated as fuck

>>9359915
>Stop using adjectives.
HAhahaha fuck you, you dumb person.

>>9362634
Stately, plump

>>9362634
stronger

>>9362670
Topkek

>>9363615
Yeah Joyce is the hard counter to all these /r/writing spergs

>>9359915
A clean well light place is the best thing he has ever written. Its like three pages. I say this as someone who has read almost the totality of Hemingway except death in the afternoon

>>9363628
underrated post

>>9363646
Can you explain it to me? I never got it

>>9363631
/r/writing is basically for talentless hacks trying to figure out how to become the next popular YA author. It's a how to guide on hiding your lack of real skill.

>>9361887

.>>9362443

Shakespeare.

>>9363755
Holy...

>>9359915
I shall attend that there most reasonable concern expeditiously, Ernest.

>>9359927
Don't you have some cock to suck, Mr. Wilde?

>>9362648
Old Man and The Sea is the best novel of all time.

>>9363712
t. Someone who just "left" r/writing last week.

Only one redditfag remains, two if you counted me.