Friendly reminder that if you don't use umlaut's where

Friendly reminder that if you use apostrophes where inappropriate, you're uneducated trash and should your middle school teacher to help you kill yourself.

>>9355214
Friendly reminder that if you think this is an umlaut, you're uneducated trash and should ask your middle school teacher to help you kill yourself.

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amen

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>he calls dieresis an umlaut

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>he calls diarrhea a omelet

>umlaut
Only if you're writing German.

It's called a dieresis.

>>9355214
Frankly it's the other way for me. If I see someone form the New Yorker or whatever write 'coöperation,' it's genuinely embarrassing

>>9355305
I imagine gauss had this look permanently plastered to his face

>>9355449
>it's embarrassing when someone tries to make English orthography a little less retarded

>>9355214
Nasty habit pseuds pick up from the new yorker. Forever decking your text with diaeresis looks awkward and ugly

>>9355305
>>9355423

>dieresis

Learn to spell in English. It's a diaeresis.