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What did Proust mean by this?
>Proust would enter a brothel and ask the Madam if she had a hat pin and any rats. If the Madam informed him that she had both, or could obtain them, Proust would then request that the pin and vermin be sent up to his room. Once Proust was in his room and comfortable, a rat would be brought in by the Madam, in a makeshift cage, along with, preferably, a pearl-headed hair pin. Proust would then instruct the Madam to puncture the rat from its back through its belly with the hair pin. As the pin slowly went through the rat, Proust would masturbate; timing his ejaculation to occur at the exact moment the tip of the pin pierced the rat’s belly, so that its blood and his semen fell in time.
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is this worse than the joyce farts?
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Jewish degeneracy
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something with time lapse and inescapable death of existence
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>>9335410
Definitely, if you're a rat.
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>>9335396
Sauce?
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>>9335396
helo rato
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This is what happens when you never have to work a day in your life and have a mommy fetish
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>>9335396
What did Jane Austen mean by this?
>The author of Sense and Sensibility would often smear mud all over her body and behave like a tribeswoman, hiding in the forest and preying upon unsuspecting gentlemen.
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>>9335396
What did Ibsen mean by this?
>Ibsen arranged troll dolls around the bedroom – on the night stands, dressers, chairs – facing them and their shock of hair – which was a different color depending on the day of the week – towards the bed so that they could watch and guide him while he made love.
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>>9335396
What did Tolstoy mean by this?
>The Russian master would make his wife dress up as God – the costume consisted of a white wig, fake beard, and silvery gown – and then wrestle Him/her until dawn while he was naked and wild.
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>>9335396
What did Green mean by this?
>It is said that the American mastermind would pour cheerios into a tub of milk and then masturbate furiously, ejaculating into the tub, while thinking about how his woman had sex with other men that were intellectually inferior to Green.
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>>9335396
I've heard this before; but I've never gotten a source.
The weirdest part for me is that Proust gives off every indication of being a homosexual masochist like Foucault. I'm wondering if he identifed with the rat--that would explain why the Matron preformed the torture and not him.
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>>9335607
I also heard that he had a crazy "no, fuck you dad!" type argument when his parents confronted him about getting a job.
He was a mother's boy but I dunno about a mother fetish.
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>>9335688
>a jew identifying with a rat
Really gets the neurons firing.
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>>9335396
Gives a whole new meaning to the movie Ratatouille.
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>>9335688
>>9335703
He was a compulsive masturbator. His dad caught him masturbating, gave him money to go see a prostitute. He went, broke a vase. Didn't fuck.
There's also an anecdote about how he would fuck guys while getting them to insult his mother/insult the portrait of his mother that he brought with him for that specific purpose.
Definetely a proto-Lacanian.
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>>9335396
What did Wittgenstein mean by this?
>Every time the club met, Wittgenstein demanded that he be supplied with a poker and that the room be checked for rhinos before he entered.
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>>9335928
Rich dude who can't believe in God but admires the proles who do, so he acts excessively edgy to spite rich atheists like himself.
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>write beautiful and thoughtful books
>is a complete sexual deviant
Why is this so common?
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>>9335721
/pol/ with buzzer beater three from half court for the game
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>>9335913
>broke a vase
Haha, cute.
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>>9335396
This trigger El Rato
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>>9335653
Jacob?
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>>9335687
Sounds like a bowl of cuckios to me.
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typical jew, not even surprised
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>>9337787
Oh please. Don't pretend non-Jews aren't deviant as fuck. A simple porn search will prove otherwise.
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>>9337766
Spoken like someone who's never read recherche du temps perdu. Why the hell do you think we'd care about a random french man's perversions if he weren't some mossy literary titan, rose and roaming the Parisian countryside
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>>9335971
its all part of the literary lifestyle
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>>9337766
Cause he wrote the best novel of the 20th century.
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there wasn't any tv you had to make your own amusements back then
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>>9337766
This is actually pretty typical behavior for geniuses. Those who aren't priests or monks, or otherwise committed to celibacy, often have incredibly perverted, fucked up sex lives. Even the ones that ARE celibate tend to be odd.
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>>9335645
had a good laugh at this one
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>>9335653
Patrician, hope my future wife sees this
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>>9337948
More like the best novel ever desu
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>>9335687
>read John Green's biography
>half of it is just his fucked up, twisted smut fantasies about smothering jam on his penis and having to use butter to get it off and so on type predicaments as well as meditations on making the bed and age of consent and you later discover it was just the publisher's ploy to make him out to be like a wild man of antiquity
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>>9338036
I can attest to this. I'm a genius and my sex life would melt your eyeballs if put into syntax.
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>>9337820
Who produces the porn, schlomo?
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>Wallace was noted for his bizarre sexual rituals. Every morning, he would stuff a spoonful of Jif crunchy peanut butter into his anus. He would then make the family dog lick it out while he masturbated and moaned the brand names of American corporations. [7][34][35]
What did the great master mean by this?
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>>9335564
It seems that the original source is Maurice Sachs' "Le sabbat", but it's been repeated by a few of Proust's biographies (ex:https://books.google.ru/books?hl=fr&id=FoQmAQAAMAAJ&focus=searchwithinvolume&q=rat). Supposedly the rat also had to be beaten by young men. The more you know.
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>>9335636
>Jane Austen will never rape me
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>>9335396
While I don't condone the torture of any animal, this is only further proof that Proust was patrish.
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>>9335396
Think that's Albertine standing on the chair?
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>>9335636
this sounds fuckin hot, too bad jane was probably ugly as fuckthe bronte's, meanwhile...
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>>9335636
thats hot though
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>>9337862
I've read the first of the seven, Swann's Way. Proust's style was interesting, and portions of the book were impressive, but I also found large sections terribly, terribly boring.
Perhaps it would be better in French.
>>9338036
Apparently.
>>9338430
From the blinding light of your virgin purity?
>>9338532
>CONSPIRACY! CONSPIRACY! LOOK EVERYONE IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
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>>9335645
He also kept a mirror in his hat so he could look at himself. And he used to collect medals and pin them on himself and wear them around.
I like how Karl Ove says this is an exceptional brand of crazy, unlike Strindberg who was regular "artist mad-genius" stereotype crazy.
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>>9337635
Esau?
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>>9338739
Albertine was a man irl.
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