Why are *nglos so bad at literature? >greatest philosopher

The Anglos are literally goot at nothing

>greatest philosopher was actually Anglo
>greatest English writer wasn't even British, was an Anglo
>token faggot and greatest playwright was Anglo
>greatest female writer is Anglo
>Rutlandbaconsouthamptonshakespeare wasn't even a good Englishman since he was a Anglo
Sorry, what?

>>9320005
Learn to spell, retard.

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>>9320009
>this is what *nglos tell themselves so they can sleep at night

>>9319997
I like this constant anti-British propaganda posted on 4chan. Helps me dream of a day when the British state completely dismantles itself and rises from the ashes in the form of pan celticism.

>>9319997
Beady eyes and a burning hatred for civilisation.

>>9320030
celts are long gone my dude.

>>9319997
>>greatest female writer is J.K. Rowling
would have been decent bait if not for this, 3/10

>>9320030
>pan celticism
As if Brits weren't gay enough.

>>9320064
she has a net worth of 1 billion
try harder

>>9320030
The Picts are the most ancient of people, with a history long and terrible in glory reduced to savagery to begin again the ascent to might and majesty. Mark me, brother - the Pict's day comes again with the descent of the Judeo-Anglo state, which is an alliance of the foulest of the snake-men and the worst of the treacherous breed of men.

>>9320070
mmm but she isn't george eliot

>>9320070
>using net worth as a means of judging writing abilities
Sad!

>>9320457
kys

>Britbongs knowing their own superiority don't even feel the need to reply to the thread
Can we do Germany next?

>>9320604
>british
>superiority

>>9320594
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>greatest female writer is J.K. Rowling
Please tell me this isn't true. I can't think of anyone else.

>>9321608
Virginia Woolf you pleb

>>9320418
transgender
>>9321622
mannish

>>9321630
Rosetti
>implying you've even heard of her

>>9321637
>italian

>>9321622
ersatz man

>>9321639
Wrote in English faggo

>>9321645
illiterate dumbass detected
learn to read

>>9321649
Stop pretending. She's an anglo and I'm assuming that's the first you've heard of her

>>9321645
If someone in China writes in English about how he took a shit while riding a horse, it wouldn't be on the same list as fucking Ian Fleming and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, now would it?

>>9321667
>She's an anglo
>father was an italian exile
kys

>>9320005
>greatest philosopher was actually Scottish

Do you mean Hume?

The Greatest British philosopher was actually Thomas Hobbes, an Anglo.

Dickens is a god. One of the few people that has all three of the major components that make a truly Great novelist.

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>>9321700
>The Greatest British philosopher was actually Thomas Hobbes

>>9321704
>all three of the major components
You're just gonna let a statement like that hang? What are they then if you think you know what makes a "great" novelist?

>>9321755
There are three things that are important when talking about writing: the style and look, strong emotions, and depth. Beckett had style and look and depth but did not have strong emotions. Richard Wright who I love had strong emotions and depth but his style was messy except for Native Son, his other works are really beautiful to me, but I can see why they aren’t accepted on a grand scale because they aren’t pretty. He was just a really passionate guy typing his soul out alone in his room, and he didn’t care if the product was perfect; it was his soul that mattered. But for a writer to be good or whatever that means, he or she has to have one of those three components working for them. Dostoevsky and Dickens had all three.

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>>9320113
>picts are the most ancient of people
>first written account of picts has them crawling to the shores of hibernia and being told to leave
????

>>9319997
Umm Thomas Hardy???

And of course the 20th century's greatest writer, Anthony Powell.

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>>9320025
lmao wtf why are all the fucking citations wikipedia
make an image with a legitimate source next time

like wtf lmao who does that

>>9321786
Hardy was a hack.

>>9321786
>Hardy
dickens for fat people
>>9321786
>the 20th century's greatest writer
David Foster Wallace
>>9321789
>hurr durr fuck that it's only using wikipedia for basic and well-known historical facts
let me guess, the civil war was over state's rights and not slavery

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>>9320025
All that tells me is that Germany is a curse upon Europe, and needs to be destroyed.

>>9321904
"Dickens for fat people" makes no sense but it's hysterical.

>>9321786
Is Powell's work a lame rehash of Proust?

>>9321936
Yeah

>>9321949
kys

>>9321950
Don't settle for imitations of master, fag.