>"his eyes flashed"
Excuse me?
His eyes "flashed"?
What did he eat for breakfast, lightning bolts?
Is he a robot with camera eyes? hm?
The son of Zeus perhaps?
Shooting electricity out of his fucking eyes?
People's eyes don't fucking "flash" you fucking hack, Christ
You sound like you suffer from the 'tism.
>>9318635
Yeah your eyes would never flash you pathetic pussy.
>>9318635
>try to make an author sound stupid
>reveal you're insensitive to facial cues
being a critic is is hard
There is no need for you to shitpost about not understanding metaphors, we know you don't.
>>9318635
If you have never noticed someone's eyes light up for a brief moment then you are certified autistic.
>>9318635
If you have never noticed someone's eyes light up for a brief moment then you are certified autistic pal
>>9318635
If you have never noticed someone's eyes light up for a brief moment then you are certified autistic pallio
>>9318635 (OP)
If you have never noticed someone's eyes light up for a brief moment then you are certified autistimo palliormo
>>9321151
So this is the power of postmodernism...wowee...
>>9321375
heavens to mergetroid
>>9318635
>he's never seen a girl's eyes flash
>>9318635
No I can somewhat see what OP is saying. I think that "lit up" is always a better way to put it.
>>9318635
But what of.. hair that floats, when not presumably in water?