You're in the bathroom stall and this guy is sitting on

You visit this guy's house and he's hanging by the neck from a belt and just before you leave and apologize he tells you to take off your pants bitch what do

Tell him I am leaving as he is violating the NAP

But my pants are already off, I usually put my pants back on after im done washing my hands and I open the toilet door

I tell him I'm a pleasantly chubby bearded guy looking for friends and possibly more. Pretty nerdy as well, into Star Trek, MTG (Izzet all the way), video games etc. I've always wanted to hike and explore nature but want company at the same time.

As for my sexual side, my wife and I enjoy the DD/LG dynamic. I'm pretty new with respect to how to tie a knot correctly and things like that, but I'm also laid back and am not worried about making a few mistakes along the way, as long as everyone has fun! My wife and I are in an open relationship. I definitely want to learn and explore sexuality with others, either 1 on 1 or as a threesome.

You walk into the bathroom and you take off your pants upon entering the stall to the left you see within the bathroom this guy says take off your pants and you turn around and see the toilet and your pants are down and just as you leave you look outward into the bathroom door and wonder if it even happened

>>9311513
Ask him if he ever found any reasons to live.

you guys post this shit and I get warned for braap posting in an erotica request thread? fuck off mods

>>9312375
I got banned for actually asking a serious question asking if cetmrtsin writers are a product if the generation or something else it other. We occupy an abnormal space