*blocks your path* What flies when it’s born, lies when it’s

probably snow or some such shite like that

my diary desu

>>9306352
I didn't want to fuck my mum anyway.

Semen

>>9306352
Ur mum when I fucked her last nite ;^)

>>9306366
correct
>>9306369
>>9306370
>>9306372
>>9306373
>eats you

I am a mother and a father, but have never given birth. I’m rarely still, but I never wander.
What am I?

A snowflake.

>>9306379
A tree

>>9306379

Higgs boson

>>9306384
correct

We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size.
What are we?

>>9306379
>I am a mother and a father, but have never given birth. I’m rarely still, but I never wander.

A sea anemone

>>9306390
>We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size.

HIV

>>9306379
I have some semantic issues with the answer to your first riddle.

>>9306390
I bet it is some gay shit like 'words'

>>9306390
rumour

>>9306390
porcupines

These have always made me feel stupid as a child. Now I think people who invent them are stupid.

>>9306403
Correct

In marble walls as white as milk
Lined with skin soft as silk
In a fountain crystal clear
A golden treasure does appear
There are no doors to this stronghold
Yet thrives break in and steal the gold

What am I?

>>9306432
your mom's raped asshole

>>9306432
a pearl or an oyster of clam or whatever

>>9306379
a retard

>>9306432
vagna

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>>9306432

>>9306448
It's not a jpg file you retard