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>walk into B&N
>Hidden Figures book has a huge display when you first walk in
>grab a copy and walk to the fiction section, flipping through the first few pages in disgust
>first fucking sentence has some we wuz space n shiet bullshit
>there's a fucking semi colon in like the first sentence, incorrectly used, beyond pretentious
>I open the middle page, spit my gum out into it, slam the book shut
>walk to the front Hidden figures display with all these normies oogling at it
>put gum-stuck copy on top of display so it's the first one someone would grab
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>>9301405
>not putting it in the fiction section you were just in
What the fuck you idiot
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>>9301416
I want someone to buy it filled with gum. I don't chew tobacco but spitting that shit into the book would've been better
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>>9301405
WE WUZ SPACE NIGGERS
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Who are you quoting?
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>falling for the chew jew
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>>9301775
DELET THIS
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>>9301405
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>>9302188
GARFIELD!
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>walk into B&N
>Crime and punishment has a huge display when you first walk in
>grab a copy and walk to the fiction section, flipping through the first few pages in disgust
>first fucking sentence has some we wuz delirious Russians n shiet bullshit
>I open the middle page, spit my gum out into it, slam the book shut
>walk to the front crime and punishment display with all these normies oogling at it
>put gum-stuck copy on top of display so it's the first one someone would grab
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>>9301405
>he didn't burn it all
Ya dun goofed
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>>9301405
>>there's a fucking semi colon in like the first sentence, incorrectly used, beyond pretentious
[citation needed]
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walk into B&N
>Gravity's Rainbow book has a huge display when you first walk in
>grab a copy and walk to the fiction section, flipping through the first few pages in disgust
>first fucking sentence has some we wuz bananas n shiet bullshit
>there's a fucking semi colon in like the first sentence, incorrectly used, beyond pretentious
>I open the middle page, spit my gum out into it, slam the book shut
>walk to the front GR display with all these normies oogling at it
>put gum-stuck copy on top of display so it's the first one someone would grab
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You're an asshole
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>>9301405
>not writing an over thousand pages Exegesis about this encounter
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>>9304463
>iSad
Every time I see this image it reminds me that humanity was a mistake
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>go to book store
>Bible isn't in the fiction section
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>>9304774
Where do they even put the bible normally?
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>>9304911
There's usually a separate Religion/Inspirational shelf
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