>mfw unironically writing the most important philosophical

>>9300859
>unironically writing the most important philosophical work of the 21st century
no you're not

>>9300859
t. rupi kaur

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>>9300879
Yes, I am, seriously. I'm 10,000 words in and intend to complete it by summer. It's going to blow a hole in the WORLD, WIDe, WeB.

throw us an excerpt. it doesn't even have to reveal your thesis, I just want to see how you write

>>9300859
>not ironically writing the most important philosophical work of the 21st century

>>9300904
POST AN EXCERPT, PLEASE SHOW US THE LIGHT!! I CANT WAIT UNTIL ITS PUBLISHED

>>9301371
he ded. to late

present it through the medium of youtube lectures, it's 2017 not 1917 bro

>>9300859
are you in any way shape or form related to Speculative Realism?
No?
then shut the hell up.

>>9300859
hire an agent/literary executor.

>>9302057
>Speculative Realism

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>9300859
post exerpt or you're a faggot and ill probably never hear about you again ebcause in all likelyhood your paper sucks ass

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>>9300859
i'd love to see your face when you've realized you've failed
but i'll settle for just knowing that you are going to fail

/lit/ has some influence on contemporary literature. If we all support anon we can raise his paper from mediocrity to the pinnacle of philosophy. No need to put him down already.

>>9300859
>>9300904
Holy... I want more

>>9300859
You don't get to decide whether or not it is important, but of you have good taste you'll be able to tell if it's shit, which it is, by the way. Nobody with this little self awareness writes anything worth reading, and you'll never understand that because you're on here shitposting right now instead of obsessing over you're supposed masterpiece.

>>9303206

He knew you would say that

When I'm finished it, should I post it here or will it be better to allow you all to discover it for yourselveS???

>>9303305
how about post it here adn don't be a fucking stupid idiot faggot like you are. how can you lack so much self awareness

>>9303330
but I don't want anyone stealing my ideas, this book is going to blow a hole in the way people think

It's going to be the greatest book of the decade

>>9303344
Go to bed, Donald

Babies first time on LSD?

>>9300859
this board is literal hell

>>9302782
Are you the same guy who responds HAHAHAHAHA when you're called out on your bullshit every thread? It's annoying, please stop.

>>9303344
If your ideas can be "stealed" by reading an excerpt of them on a Chinese forum, then they probably are not so valuable as you think.

>>9301371
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>>9303225
Fine, an excerpt from Part II / Chapter 4:

>"It is therefore clear that masochism and its associated psychological corollaries (self-loathing, submissiveness) are in fact evolutionary advantageous traits in the female gender. As I have demonstrated, the very act of inter-personal penetration is an intensely and necessarily humiliating for the penetratee. In order to encourage reproduction and thus the survival and indeed proliferation of the Will, the human female is thus genetically inflicted with the self-loathing mechanism which compels her to act in a submissive and self-destructive manner, if only for the sake of finding the notion of being penetrated by a man (or, indeed, by several man simultaneously) not only necessary but desirable."

This is from a rather political section which explains why the degree of socio-political power possessed by women is equal to the rate at which a society declines into degeneracy and weakness.

>>9303840
Holy... I want more

>>9303840
You'll trig plenty women reading your book bro.

>>9303864
Women aren't part of my promotional demographic. I've already bought ad space on 4chan, wizardchan and 4+4 chan using my government benefits. I have several other strategies that will make enough people aware of it in order to trigger a word of mouth campaign.

>>9303840
Pretty sure that's been written before.

>>9303840
Also, remember to double check your work.
Grammar aren't often found in the most important philisophical work of all time.

>>9303874
Really fires them neurons around and about in a wiggly sort of timely fashion.

>>9303872
OP here. It hasn't. The hatred of Schopenhauer, Weininger et al. towards women was largely emotion-based and thus easily dismissed. I make a solid, air-tight, logically-guided 20,000-word case against women that is literally impossible to refute.

>>9303874
I typed that passage out from the papers I'm editing by hand. I realize there's an omission in there but it's perfect in the original.

>>9300859
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

>>9303892
God bless you, anon. May you spearhead the return of sexual equality among men.

>>9303892
You're forgetting Aristotle.

>>9303892
Your appropriation of my identity is welcomed as is your critique of Weininger and Schopenhauer!

>>9303828
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA NO

>>9303892
Have you studied psychoanalysis? I think an approach of it is essential to a relevant work about sexual psychology, even if just to dismiss their theories.

>>9303900
Aristotle's telelogical conception of the world has been debunked even more thoroughly than the official 9/11 story. He has no credibility in the sphere of philosophical misogyny.

>>9303928
I have studied pscyhoanalysis and have previously written a private dissertation exploring the various disagreements between Freud and Jung, especially in regards to the influence of erotic drives on the unconscious and so on. I have also read R.D. Laing, Fromm, Guntrip and so on. I actually advocate what I term the "Schizoid Disposition" in my manifesto.

>>9303929
Innate, God-imbued final causes are not tenable, but youre a fucking idiot if you think teleology isnt real, especially in biology. If purpose doesnt exist, why is your heart in your chest? Evolution has made room for teleology and final causes, not done away from it.

>>9303940
Oh, so you're pretty well versed on it. Seems like your book would be an interesting read.

>>9303950
It would be. It is. I'm thinking of setting up a limited series of signed books for pre-order on Lulu for $35 each.

>>9300859
>Frogposter
Let me guess, you browse /pol/, you support their views, and you're going to utilize their hilariously retarded rhetoric in your book.

>>9303840
>the Will

It's already outdated.

Anon when you're done with your book can I buy a copy?

>>9304521
Sure. Would you like to pre-order a copy for $35? If you provide an email address I will add you to both my daily Axiom of the Day email and my weekly biographical round-up newsletter, and also contact you with news regarding the book's publication.

>>9300859
I want to hear your philosophy OP, post a link

>>9303940
my novel is pro schizoid fuck off you're not a true schiz you're just a sad /pol/lack

>>9303840
This nowhere near reads like the most important work even among journals I threw away not so long ago desu

>>9303840
I think Elliot Rogers beat you to it.

This is a v impressive troll though. Good job anon.

>>9304668
Elliot Rodger provided an EMOTIONAL argument against women, my own case against the female gender is logical, rational and objective.

>>9304652
The reason I refuse to post a lengthier extract is because of stupid people like you who only exist to undermine others.

>>9304678
How do we know it's published? Do you already have a title we can keep in mind?

>>9304678
Doesn't matter if it was emotional, it was still flawed and deeply rooted in his own insecurities. I'd consider therapy if you feel like your "takedown" of the female gender is an appropriate outlet for looking down on 50% of the human race because they have a vagina.

>>9304690
Yes I have a title. But I refuse to reveal it as I admit to having very thin skin and if someone should (and they inevitably will) immediately react to my post with a mocking "lol ur fucking retarded sound shit kill yourself" I will probably suffer heart palpitations (to which I'm prone) and it will take several minutes if not an entire hour to remind myself of the virtue of my work.

>>9304690
Dubs and he calls it A History of Autism in a Tundra

>>9303840
So that's why you took down Orgy of the Will, you decided to do a more legit-sounding rewrite.

>>9304697
The unfortunate thing about posting on 4chan is that one never is quite sure whether his adversary is in fact a female acting as a sort of fifth column in service of her gender. Either way to reduce my lengthy, detailed, well-sourced thesis to a "takedown" is only a tactic you are using to discredit and cause others to doubt my inscrutable genius. I have read countless tomes on the female question and have not only synthesized previous solutions but also formulated my own. When my work is published the female gender will be vanquished to the point where no argument will ever be sufficient to compensate for their defeat. I can tell you think I'm lying, but in that case I ask only that you remain patient and see what happens.

>>9303840

>women are inferior, and i can prove it with EVOLUTIONARY PSYCHOLOGY!!!
>still thinks that desire means the fulfillment of a lack
>painfully unaware of german idealism
>"by several man simultaneously"
>thinks 10k words of mindless rambling is a lot

lurk philosophy more

or you know what, go ahead and submit for publication. would love to hear what reviewer 2 has to say

>>9304717
>>still thinks that desire means the fulfillment of a lack
what else?

>>9304740

read bataille

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>>9303840
start over

lol the idea of a philosophy centered entirely arround hatred of women is actually a pretty funny idea.

>>9304678
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>>9303892
What do you mean by a 'case against women/female gender'. You say you the 'female gender will be vanquished' but what exactly is your goal with all this? If your argument is truly 'rational' and 'objective' then it must have a goal other than making girls feel bad for the sake of making yourself feel better about being a virgin.

If you do actually have a logical purpose in mind with your book (like making girls accept their natural submissive position) then you wouldn't have to frame it as being 'against' women at all. The fact that you see the need to frame it as a way of 'defeating' women proves that you're making just an emotional appeal as Elliot Rodger.

Also no one will pay $35 for a self-published virgin rant. Even if it does seem to have an interesting basis to it.

>>9303840
Holy... I want more

>>9303840
>most important work of the 21st century
>written like a Victorian

Cretin

>>9303840
is it bad that this legit turns me on

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>mfw OP is writing my diary desu

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>>9303840
>makes claims about evolutionary biology and psychology with no (0) scientific evidence just because they sound plausible to him
Thank you OP, this completely lived up to my expectations.

>>9306078
back to le reddit bud

>>9303840
>evolutionary psych ramblings with focus on penetration because OP is horny

nice

>>9300859
>>9303840
How much philosophy have you read OP? Because if the most important philosophical work of the 21st century boils down to "women are self-destructive sluts" then contemporary philosophy, with its ontology and epistemology and other disciplines, is fucked. But then again I'm probably taking that sweet sweet worm on a hook in my mouth right now so whatever.

>>9303840
>(or, indeed, by several man simultaneously)

give me a fucking break.

>>9303840
kekked
t. actual phil prof

>>9306175
> phil prof

What do you teach ? (also what classes since where I'm from highschool phil profs tend to teach psychology and sociology as well)
What's your favorite philosopher?
What are your qualifications?
Do you enjoy it?

I'm really curious, I'm working on a doctorate in philosophy right now and might teach someday.

>>9306095
yeah that's where i stopped reading desu

>>9303840
babbies first evo psych

>>9303840
This is worse than I was expecting. Read more faggot.

>>9303840
>act of inter-personal penetration is an intensely and necessarily humiliating for the penetratee.
Talking about the women haters, It's totally amazing to see, how even the men who are intelligent, drop their brain whenever they have to assess women. Their IQ LITERALLY drops SEVERAL notches whenever they are doing it. Then again, it's nothing but logical, as without having their IQ dramatically lowered, they could NOT find anything impressive enough to use against the female gender, to have their revenge on women for them not giving them any pussy. In that sense, they are in the same boat as those feminists, who desperately try to find something against the male gender in whole in today's world.

But by all means, write your book and make the entire world think you are mentally ill. :)

The idea that women feel humiliated, when being fucked is one of the most hilarious I've ever heard.

Not going to check any replies as I am only a sudden visitor.

>>9306175
Dude why the fuck are you still on 4chan? If I'm still on this website when graduate undergrad I'll kill myself.

>>9303840
>will change society
>rephrasing Freud

kek'd

>>9300859

me me me me me, all of this was seen by me, fucking me and they're all blind to it like the useless grazing sheep they are, only seen my fucking me me me

nothing else matters, only my works i produce are important, they're all useless ignorant fucking animalsthat know nothing of higher knowledge, they know nothing of the things i have seen and done in this wretched forsaken life where every turn and corner is nothing but a harrowing and narrow dark reality

i have opened the doors to it and there it sat before my eyes, only to me, only to my eyes did it sit before me and i am it's witness as all these sheep will be my witness as i enlighten them to the higher fields to graze in the magnum opus of philosophy

witness me

hear me whisper in the darkness

'motherfucking win'

>Sad thing is no one have actually tried to help OP.

I have no idea about publishing. Sorry

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>>9306871
Trolled. I'm not OP.

>>9300859
Good b8 OP.

I giggled.

>>9303840
Unfalsifiable garbage