>age >interesting factoid about yourself >favorite

your father's age
I fucked your mom
OP's Conception

>42
> I've been impotent for 23 years
>The Wavemaker Falters by George saunders

>18
>I have trichotillomania
>Walter Mitty

>>9296910
factoid doesn't mean "small fact"

>>9297032
>tripfag
>is a dumbass

Gee, color me surprised.

>>9296910
19
I'm just know learning math stuff that it should be learned when you are like 6
El inmortal by Borges, go read it now if you haven't

21
KHV
Leopards in the Temple

>>9296910
>25
>I pluck the hairs on my nutsack and genital area as a form of meditation, my balls are as smooth as eggs and I am an enlightened being
>Big Red Son by David Foster Wallace

21

i almost got beat up by a drug dealer

The Last Question

>>9296910
>22
>don't like to kill insects because I feel bad for them
>The Threefold Destiny by Nathaniel Hawthorne

>>9297072
I've been meaning to read Borges for a while, I'll get right on it.

>>9296953
>>9297594
You two should get married

>21
>no thanks
>On Seeing the 100% Perfect Girl One Beautiful April Morning

>19
> I've met the current Prime Minister of Japan
> White Nights

27
I have a messiah complex
Fantastic Night by Stefan Zweig

23
i share needles and have unprotected sex
Gusev by Chekov

>>9297650
What was it like?

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>22
>tfw no Jewish gf
>The Bucket Rider

>>9297674
Nervewracking

More interesting-
I was at a buffet with his wife the day before and she put some wasabi on my plate for me when my hands were full.

>19
>I can beat bloodborne in under 2 hours
>the swimmer

>>9296910
>24,
>i can bounce a soccer ball on my knees for like 200 repetitions before dropping it,
>The Death of Ivan Ilyich

25
I was once arrested for being too drunk.
The Pedersen Kid, but a recent favourite would be Game by Barthelme

>>9296910
>23
>I'm distantly related to Spanish nobility
>The Penal Colony

>>9297693
what do you do that you had such an opportunity?

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>>9297672
>i share needles and have unprotected sex

>25
>i'm the only grenadian to ever post on /lit/
> The House of Asterion

>>9296910
21
I was a male model when I was 19 working in Paris is I guess the k ly interesting thing I've ever done.
Armageddon in retrospect

20
I beat the sudoku world record a couple days ago by accident
Good Old Neon I guess

>>9297744
a good resume and a well timed application

>>9297775
and I also only post on 4chan to get sick digits. I'm one of those guys that loves numbers and space who can tell you about telescopes, factoring tricks and board games but knows nothing really.

>>9297789
You are a loser.

>>9297771
What is it like living in there? A quick wikipedia search shows some beautiful coastal cities.

>>9297792
I'm also not being entirely sincere. Surprise!

22
In my master's for opera performance
Bartleby, the Scrivener

>>9297764
Its the truth

>>9297838
Stop with the needles, man, i am serious.

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>>9297072
The exact same situation here :)

46
I have a dog that, just like the Great Wall of China, cannot actually be seen from space
The Library of Babel, by Borges

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23

More of a blog post 2bh:
The christmas before the last one I was drunk and tried to force myself on a female friend of mine, I started manhandling her but she was putting up a fight. There were two more people with us in the room and the whole thing was very embarrassing. After maybe 15 seconds of struggle, I gave up, smoked a cigarette then left. As I was leaving I heard them burst into laughter. A year later, so that would be around this last christmas, I purposely got together with that girl's sister just to spite her. My plan was to make her love me and then break up with her in order to inflict pain upon their family. But now, 4 months later, she did fall in love with me and I grew fond of her, I don't know how the hell I should break it up. She even said her sister (who I almost raped) said I was a good guy and how glad she was her sister found someone decent.

A Place And A Time To Die by JG Ballard

19
I was offered an internship at the smithsonian at the age of 13.
Either I have no mouth and i must scream or The children's story.

>>9297901
>I don't know how the hell I should break it up
Easy, show her the same thing you just wrote there

>>9297627
El Inmortal is a little dense, maybe read a couple of his shorter stories first, like la biblioteca de babel
>>9297881
Borges is one of the reasons why I'm learning math, also because it is needed to get any above minimum pay wagecuck job

>>9297915
That's out of the question, that way I would reveal myself as a scheming psychopath. I will break up with her and say it's because I found someone else, which is actually true.
No one but /lit/ will ever know about this.

>>9297936
Well ok

>>9297901
Tell her you post on 4chan

>18
>I've gone to the national level in trivia competition
>Library of Babel

>>9296910
28
Schizophrenic
The Willows by Blackwood
The Circular Ruins by Borges

18
My 8th grade science teacher got me an internship at a high magnetics laboratory at the age of 14, my mother wouldnt let me do it, so I spent the following year drinking heavily and doing various drugs. After all of that was over I found I couldnt perform well in math and science anymore. So I got into literature.
And Cathedral by Carver off the top of my head.

>>9297936
>That's out of the question, that way I would reveal myself as a scheming psychopath. I will break up with her and say it's because I found someone else, which is actually true.
It's sort of disgusting that you come here and say you don't know what to do, after you already know what you're going to do and after you've fucking found someone else already.
I'd call you despicable, but you'd probably cum all over your monitor.

>>9297945
Is it NAQT/quizbowl or is it some solo thing?

>>9297901
>>9297936
Is this the typical mentality of the modern human male? Tolstoi's dusty remains would coalesce into corporeal form with the sole end of vomiting in your mouth while you slept.

Seriously, that's fucking awful, and you're never going to be happy if you keep this shit up.

30
i'm bored of reading
the long goodnight of violet wild

>>9297963
lol

>>9297961
>I'd call you despicable, but you'd probably cum all over your monitor.
Well don't leave me edging like that
>>9297963
I don't think it's typical.
>Seriously, that's fucking awful, and you're never going to be happy if you keep this shit up.
Yeah, I know it's awful. But I don't feel unhappy because of it. I'll break it up one of these days, though.

>>9297963
>thinks people can't thrive through others' unhappiness
How naïve are you? Were you born yesterday?

>>9297993
If you have empathy, and you're subjecting yourself to a social situation, you're not going to be "happy" with an outcome that harms others (i.e. makes you feel guilty). If you don't have empathy, or you've denied your empathy to the point of stunting it, you'll probably have a response like >>9297982

Obviously, if you're fucking building a bike or anything that requires solitude and concentration, and someone comes up to you all "What the fuck, that's such an ugly bike, oh my God what's wrong with you," and starts to cry, you'll be like, "what the fuck does this even have to do with you, fuck off," because you did not voluntarily subject yourself to a social situation.

>25
>I can juggle a football for more than minutes
>A good man is hard to find

>24
>I'm the only one in the family who failed college
>haven't read many short stories, only thing I can come up with is that one O. Henry story about the guy who wants to change his life but ends up being a bum and getting sent back to prison

>26
>I have no discernible talent
>Human moments in World War III

21

Sucked a dick in highschool. Made me realize how gay I am not.

The one about a lady who kills her husband with a lab leg and serves it to the detectives who investigate her

>>9298224
Why did you suck it?

23

been arrested thrice

herman: the game warden & the death of a craft by laszlo krasznahorkai

This thread would make an interesting anthology where every poster would write his own story based on the "factoid". Better than whatever trash shitposting novel /lit/ is working on atm anyway

>>9298238
He promised to suck mine after

>>9298238
Have you seriously never been really horny? And be unfortunate enough to have access to sucking a dick at such time?

>19
>i still suck my thumb
>hills like white elephants

>>9298264
>>hills like white elephants
that shit sucks

pleb

>>9297650
>white nights

>>9297816
>bartleby the scrivener

my nigga

>>9298250
my ideas are better than yours and you can't stop me haha!

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26
My son will be 3 in June :)
Bananafish by Salinger

18
I'm literally a lexical genius
Poems of Gerard Hopkins

>>9296942
>The Wavemaker Falters
toppest of tiers

>>9296953
>Walter Mitty
high tier story, with a fucking incredible ending

>>9297072
>El Inmortal
I'm partial to Tlon but still an excellent choice

>>9297458
>Leopards in the Temple
damn why have I never read Franny K

>>9297594
>Big Red Son
not a short story/10

>>9296910
>19

>I stopped taking my antipsychotic medication of 6 months 4 weeks ago and my life has improved dramatically.

>The Journal of Albion Moonlight
>The Letter Killers Club

>>9297955
How long have you been a schizo? How has it affected your life? How does it manifest? When did you realize you're a schizo? Have you been interned?

>19
>only starting reading literature because I decided that only liking anime is like only liking shitty action films, and in order to impress a girl. Now literature is my main interest, the girl is gone and I still miss her, and my weeb friends dislike me. But at least Im happier now. Oh wait, no im not.
>The dead.

>>9296910
>20
>I have absolute pitch
>the garden of Forking Paths

>19
>"addicted" to diet coke
>Heart of the Park

>20
>one of my thumbs is way fatter and smaller than the other
>How much land does a man need

>>9296910
>26
>I recognize people by their smiles
>I actually avoid short stories for some reason and the only one I've read was The Smallest Dragonboy (I love Anne McCaffrey)

>>9298250
Its a good idea actually

>>9297900
Kek

i wouldn't have expected borges to make the most appearances of any author on here.

I watched a movie
Popeyes chicken is the best
Little nicky bitch

>>9298816
What? Have you ever been to /lit/?

>>9298789

>I recognize people by their smiles

This makes no sense man. How can you avoid recognizing them by their face prior to that?

What the fuck man.

>>9298851
Well, it depends. A lot of people have faces similar to other people's faces. I suppose I can recognize them that way (I don't have face blindness or anything like that), but I get easily confused, especially if they look different than they usually do- wearing glasses, costume, or even their hair just in a different style. This happens most often with actors.

But when a person smiles, their face moves in a very specific way. The way a face looks when it's smiling is unique, so I recognize a person best like that.

>>9298851
Imagine if you thought for ten second before posting this. You'd probably come to what it means.

>>9296910
36
I would look down on anyone who found anything about my life interesting.
The Overcoat

>>9298378
>trying to impress someone by consuming something
Create something instead, you irredeemable faggot.

>>9299092
Times have changed anon. The reason people start things is less important than the reasons they continue with them. Honestly your response makes you seem like an insufferable cunt trying to impress the other insufferable cunts who browse here. There is a gap between the actual critical nature of some people on 4chan, and the ignorant and cruel nature of the other shitters here. Unfortunately you seem to be one of the latter. And never assume that if people mock their past selves that the things they mock are still characteristics that they have.

>20
>speak Persian (despite being white British), have taught Kurdish to YPG volunteers
>The Circular Ruins by Borges/A Hunger Artist by Kafka

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>>9296910
>19 years old.
>147 I.Q / Colorblind.
>Funes the Memorious.

>>9297962
Reach for the Top, a Canadian thing.
I've wanted to try quizbowl, but it's not popular on the West Coast (neither in the States or in Canada).

>>9299171
>Colorblind
How much

>>9298313
>big red son
>not a story

fucking idiot

>>9298258
>Have you seriously never been really horny?
Yeah I have, I'm not a faggot though

>>9296910

>27
>currently doing freelance work for a film festival
>The Balloon by Barthelme

>>9298238

Well, it wasn't going to suck itself now.

>76

>Witnessed a man get decapitated in Vietnam

>The Catcher in the Rye

>21
>I accidentally smuggled firearms across the Canadian border once
>The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (it makes me really sad though, so I don't read it all that much)

>>9300060
Proof, grandpa.

>23
>>>9297705 I've tried 12 times to beat the blood-starved beast and can't do it, I've given up
>The Secret Miracle (Borges)

>>9298328

I have been officially three years now while I realized it around twenty-two. Well I collect disability and live in my room in my mother's house rarely leaving except to the kitchen and the gym. So it has destroyed most have of my social life. I have been committed once and the that was the time I "became" schizophrenic the rest were voluntarily.

Mostly I get paranoid but sometimes that goes into psychosis which for me is voices and paranoia overdrive. One other symptom is thought broadcasting and I get that even in my better moments. It happens when I have a bad thought or am doing something sensitive like entering a password. Usually I shrug it off but in psychosis it is impossible to interact with anyone or get online.

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>90
>I suck my own ass
>ass

>>9300935
Kek

>>9300927
Thanks for the answer, hope you'll stay strong dealing with it.

>>9300927
One more thing, anyone else in your family had similar problems or other mental illnesses?

>>9297705
Still like 50 minutes away from rekky

>20
>I slept under a bench at a metro station in Copenhagen once.
>Lady with the Pet Dog

Just hits me right in the feels, that shit's the good hurt man.

>>9296910
24
I'd prefer not to
Bartleby

>>9301537

My grandmother was schizoaffective

>>9300927
Get off 4chan nigga, it's probably not helping. Also stop reading dumb ass philosophy if you're reading it.

>>9296910
23

I get published fairly frequently for my short stories

Greasy Lake/Jumping Frogs

>>9296910
22
Listening to Disturbed as I type this post
Nyarlathotep

>age
23
>interesting factoid about yourself
I've been gangbanged a few times
>favorite short story
The Horla

>>9296910

>19
>have strong and uncontrollable mental urges to violently kill sometimes
>Araby

>>9301948
Where you been published?

>25
>I have two home taxidermied stoats in the cupboard in the laundry
>The White People

>>9296910
mid-20's
I have a collection of old Bionicle comics
Toss-up between "Two Gallants" by Joyce or "Cathedral" by Carver

>29
>have been sleeping with my 3rd cousin for 5 years now
>the kentucky derby is decadent and depraved

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20

I know how to Ollie on a skateboard now while moving

I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

>>9302961

A few times? Guy or gril?

>>9303365

I have a third cousin who is mega qt

There's nothing wrong with it, a small amount of consanguinity is actually good for your offspring

>>9303375
Was it third or fourth cousins that was optimal against both inbreeding and outbreeding depressions? I can't remember.

>>9299342
It's an essay, ya dingus.

>>9303386
4th.

>18
>I've seen porn of my mother
>The Metamorphosis

>>9303479
Sauce on yer mom lad.

>>9303479
Amateur doesn't count.

>>9303484
No
>>9303487
shut fuk

>>9303369
Guy, first time was legit rape, I was 17 and they were 4 men
So it goes...

>>9303501
>Get gangraped
>Voluntarily enter gangbang at a later date
???

>>9303618
I could explain but I don't think anyone care and it would derail the thread

>>9303501
Need green text

>>9303501
>>9303642
Ew you're a guy, don't want to hear about it, nevermind

>>9303632
I care, anon

>>9299027
why is your favorite book not Catch 22?

>27
>read lots when I was younger, now much less. having my own computer ruined me.
>El licenciado Vidriera

>>9303632
I care too. Greentext it

>>9303618
people deal with trauma differently.

>20

>When I was younger I smoked the wrong kind of drugs and have experienced mild visual and auditory hallucinations in the years since. Sometimes I'm convinced that I actually died that night and have been living my life as a weird half-dream since then.

>Even if some might consider it to be pleb tier, I really enjoy An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge by Ambrose Bierce. The irony of this is not lost on me.

>>9303844
You smoked the wrong kind of drugs and have had allucinations EVER SINCE? Kek. Which drugs?

>>9303844
>Sometimes I'm convinced that I actually died that night and have been living my life as a weird half-dream since then.
God, I know that feel. Sometimes I get this creeping idea that I'm not actually real. I get real nervous and end up texting everyone I know and spamming posts on 4chan until someone replies, but it always comes back.

>>9303854
confirmed for having 0 experience with drugs.

>>9303854
I'm still not really sure. It was probably some kind of synthetic that just mixed badly with my natural chemistry or something. I had a mind-melting and terrifying trip for a few hours until I passed out. Woke up baked and stayed that way most of the next day.

It's just that ever since that night things have always seemed a little off. I'll lose things and then I'm unsure of if I ever even owned them, I'll remember words that don't actually exist, things like that.


>>9303856
Usually when I get like that I just follow the line of thought until I hit the point where I realize that even if what I'm experiencing isn't 'real' per se, I can still feel and think and learn, so it may as well be reality to me. Knowing the nature of my existence honestly wouldn't turn my life around too much, I don't think.

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>>9303868
Sounds awesome.

>>9303860
>Drugs
Which. Drugs.
I don't have 0 experience. I haven't been a junkie either.

>>9303879
It's neither good nor bad, it just kind of is.

Perks include having a fun conversation piece at parties.

On the other hand, I can get really spacey and anxious about seemingly small or irrelevant things sometimes.It's made maintaining social connections a bit difficult.

>>9303868
>even if what I'm experiencing isn't 'real' per se, I can still feel and think and learn, so it may as well be reality to me.
that doesn't work for me, unfortunately. I'm too spooked to think clearly. Any kind of logic I try to apply is always followed up with "but what if not?"
>But I went to school! But what if you didn't?
>But I have friends! What if you don't?
>I rent an apartment and buy shit! Are you sure?
>I get bills! Are you REALLY sure?

>>9303883
I'm not him, but if your first reaction is KEK in response to someone saying they got hung up, you don't know shit about drugs. You hear these stories if you even only know a friend of friend who's into the scene. Bad trips and hang-ups are aesops fables of drugs.

>>9303888
Yeah, I can see how that would be a problem. I guess it helps that I tend to take things at face value. Like, if I were to suddenly see a dragon walking down the street, it wouldn't bother me much. I would probably have a little thought like, "Oh, I guess this is my life now."

You reach this point where your consciousness has transcended (or perhaps fallen) into a place where everything is contained in a single point. Your thoughts compromise all of reality, and reality makes up all of your thoughts. It isn't like there's a profound understanding to anything, I'm still as clueless about a lot of the world as I was two years ago, but I will say that it's given me the ability to click together some seemingly abstract ideas and make connections where there ought not to be any. Not necessarily a useful skill, but it entertains me.

>>9303907
Yeah, that's precisely why I'm not in the scene anymore. Especially since a lot of my former friends tried to get me to try shitloads of Penis Envy to "Cure" me. Thinking back on it, I probably just accidentally smoked Spice or K2 and had a Cannibinoid overdose.

Don't do drugs kids. Stay in school.

>>9303913
Ah, well I'm sorry to hear that, anon, but at least you don't think you're an apple.

>>9296910
Every night for the past month i've been dreaming to be in bed with my boy self. I hug my skinny little body and enjoy my own warmth, my childhood memories protecting me from the existential chill

>>9303884
Your descriptions remind me a little of Lynch's Inland Empire. If you haven't seen it, maybe you shouldn't, depending on the severity of your anxiety and whatnot, I imagine it might not be good for you if you're sensitive enough. It's incredibly atmospheric, feels the closest to a fever dream I've ever seen in a film.
Also reminds me of something that I could only describe as 'schizophrenic waking dream'. I've experienced it a few times when waking up after a sort of fever dream. I really can't quite convey what it's like, except there's a very powerful feeling of confusion and surreality, accompanied by a swirl of voices and thoughts I don't understand. Last time I stumbled to the bathroom and continually splashed cold water on my face to try and snap out of it, but it doesn't really work. It usually passes by itself after something like 15 minutes or so. It's really interesting but also really disturbing at the time. Maybe this isn't even uncommon, I wouldn't be surprised if it has a name and a wiki article or something.

>>9303913
>if I were to suddenly see a dragon walking down the street, it wouldn't bother me much
It wouldn't bother me much either, I'm fairly apathetic towards unusual phenomena, whatever that says about me.

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>22

>was never much into drugs until a year and half ago, when I ate what I thought was a miniscule amount of LSD to inspire me write an overdue paper
>first trip gave me an intense lust for life which I hadn't experienced before
>went vegan and became fascinated by philosophy overnight, went to the city library and immediately started with the Greeks
>since then ive realised i was love while tripping, had my first fist fight with a stranger tripping, tripped in bed with flu, ate family dinners tripping, nearly drowned tripping, lost my sanity tripping, found it tripping, attended a funeral tripping, aced a job interview tripping, ran a half marathon tripping, got lost in the forest for 2 days tripping, learned to code in java tripping, read all of don delillos best novels tripping
>I feel physically and mentally more put together than I ever have
>how is this possible
>dont really care, I'm just grateful

>DFW's Everything is Green

>>9298313
>Franny K
can you not? if you must, you can call him Frank. Anything else is impermissible .

>>9296910
19
I don't dislike anything properly
Dagon

>>9303976
So you're microdosing with LSD?
How do you do it? Where do you get your supply from? How much do you use? And how often?

>>9304084
No, I mean full on tripping. I thrive on it. I feel more like a normal human being. I don't have a schedule. Some months I'll take it 4 or 5 times, some months not at all. I stumbled upon my supply by pure luck. My boss is massive acidhead, turns out he used to organise those enormous techno raves in the 90s in the australian outback and shit.

my preferred dose depends on context. if I'm with family or sober people, 100 mics. if I'm alone but in spaces which demand high standards of decorum, like an art gallery, 200 mics max. If I'm at my flat or at a park or beach, 400 mics. my first trip was "only" 60 mics- I guess it depends on the person, but that was enough to trigger a complete reevaluation my life and reduce me to tears reading genesis at 4am. I've microdosed a couple times but found no effect. I strongly doubt that microdosing psychs is anything but placebo effect.

you can order tabs off darknet sites. check the subreddits. learn pgp and the basics of maximising anonymity and plausible deniability. if you're curious, and you dont have a family history of schizophrenia, i think you should try it. ive had some horrific trips on acid, but ive had some horrific times with weed too. ive had horrific times sober. i don't at all understand what makes people lose their cool at the slightest rock of the boat. you dont forget youre on lsd after you've taken lsd. i think as with drunken idiots acting up because they believe acting up is what drink makes a person do, confirmation bias plays a big role.

im not the most interesting person but i have done some very memorable shit. id still rank acid as the best thing ive ever done for myself and others. if youre a curious, generally logical person i dont see why you wouldn't experiment with it. aside from its legal status. good luck anon

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>>9304196
btw, don't buy into the hype about the surreality/waking dreamscape/hallucinating nonexistent objects stuff. lsd, at least at doses under which you can still walk and talk, doesn't produce realistic hallucinations. it warps your perception of time, space, texture and light (especially colour), but you wont "talk to god" or drag a mannequin around an empty parking lot thinking it's your girlfriend. On acid, you acknowledge in realtime the drug-induced distortions for what they are, but at the same time you're free to indulge in the hallucinations as if they represent a functional, everyday state of perception. They're much like impressive magic tricks which are so impressive that they don't lose their power to captivate even when you know how the trick is performed. I think it's this aspect of lsd which got me into philosophy, ontology in particular. mushrooms are quite different. they seem to produce delusions with more intensity and higher frequency, so take care with them.

>>9304247
I always preferred to think of it as LSD being a "Reality Enhancing" drug, where as shrooms are a "Reality Augmenting" drug.

>>9304247
jesus, I'm still rambling. I forgot to mention, don't take lsd if there are parts of your mind you've sealed off permanently. the trips i've seen go south have all involved people who seem to have hangups which they've pushed out of view instead of confronting them. i'm not a mentally stable person but i know myself well. an acid trip isnt going to show me anything shocking. ive tripped 40ish times and this has held true. oh yeah, be prepared to become temporarily obsessed with linguistics if you trip in a group setting for your first time.

>>9297775
hi jo

>>9304196
It seems we have the same opinion about drugs. So far I've ordered DMT a few times from the dark web, but I don't like it that much. The visuals are great but it's just too intense and too fast for me to get something out of it. I've never had a breakthrough either and sometimes I doubt that such thing even exists or that everybody can experience it.

You on the other hand are a true maniac, 200 mics for everydaylife is insane, man. But if it works, why not?
What you wrote sounds great and I'm searching for similiar experiences.

>>9304261
yeah I tend to agree. I liken lsd to a cold shower, and mushrooms to a warm bath. lsd forces me to ponder the defining characteristics of whatever category of 'thing' im focusing my attention on. deconstructing the essence of things, I suppose. whereas on mushrooms i always feel some combination of overwhelmed and humbled- not analytical in the slightest.

do you like to read while tripping? how do you find it? it takes a huge amount of concentration but it's as if the author is reading directly to you. like you have a private audience. just the 2 of you sitting around a campfire. i could have sworn phillip k dick was literally resurrected when i read a scanner darkly on psychs.

>>9304297
Im a little envious. I really want to try it but i live in a country with strict import regulation. i dont want to risk importing any kind of powder.

when you say get something out of it- what do mean exactly? the experience is beyond words or personal comprehension? or beyond memory? ive had a few experiences on mushrooms which have been completely beyond my ability to articulate or even remember coherently, but im grateful i had them, and i treasure them. ive had some wacky acid trips which i took absolutely nothing from, though.

I kind of want to take acid then go on a first date. its funny, i look and act like a real square. true maniacs, hipsters and weirdos dismiss me before i can open my mouth.

>I've never had a breakthrough either and sometimes I doubt that such thing even exists or that everybody can experience it.

that's a fascinating idea. now i really, really want to try dmt. i was massively skeptical of all the talk about shrooms being a portal to ancient cultures, to feeling one with your ancestors, to the spirits. but when i tried them i thought, fuck, people aren't kidding. I still can barely believe there are specific neural pathways which, when excited by shrooms, can fool humans into experiencing the presence of otherworldly entities, reliably, every single time. a brain circuit for religiosity. who woulda thunk it.

>>9304357
Trippin on DMT is bascially like dreaming in the sense that when you wake up it's ultimately over and lost. What you see while tripping is lucid but not comprehensible which means that you can't memorise it. Sad.

Last time I smoked DMT I thought to myself that this alternative universe is something you really should explore in more depth, that DMT is like a door that opens a second reality, a second life. But then I had the """""""ground-breaking""""""" thought that you only have one life and everything else is a lie. So yeah, DMT is basically a waste of time.

I don't know what kind of insight I'm looking for. Life is boring sometimes. That's all I guess.

By the way, you can extract DMT yourself, it's not that hard.

>>9304419
huh. welp. fuck it then. i mostly do psychs for fun and novelty these days, maybe ill reconsider looking for dmt.

not comprehensible- how so? i can vividly remember the hallucinations lsd and mushrooms have given me with about as much clarity as looking back on any standout sober visual experience would involve. my past trips are over but they sure as hell aint lost.

>>9304437
I think there are two factors that makes it nearly impossible to recall your experiences on DMT.

The first is the dream-like characteristic of the trip. Terence McKenna also wrote about this.

Secondly, what you see is not a visual experience per se. It's a multi-modal experience. One time while I was tripping I noticed that what I was seeing was in fact a colorful representation of the tactile efference of my face. If I tried to change my facial expression the whole picture changed with it. What you "see" can't be reproduced with a sober mind.

But take everything I say with a grain of salt because I've never had a real "break-through". (I tried smoking 100 mg with an oil pipe but it just don't work for me.)
Some say Modafinil can help to enhance your DMT trip but I won't do shit that could threaten my health. Maybe you'll have a better experience than me, all in all I'd still recommend to smoke it.

>>9296910
>age
45
>interesting factoid
Brought up on army bases in a family headed by a father serving in the special forces.
>favourite short story
The Garden of Forking Paths

>22
>Eagle Scout
>EPICAC

>41
> am gaskun
>the occurrence at owl creek bridge

>>9296910
>26
>autistic channer, porno addict, video game addict, drug addict, poor, retarded, floating without a paddle
>The Wild Children by Felice Holman

23
i'm a big baby
Red-haired man by Daniil Kharms

>>9303672
>>9303645
>>9303642
>Be 17
>Have wide hips (and long hair at the time)
>Walking home drunk after a party
>Get cat called by some cholos in a park
>Try to ignore it and walk faster
>Didn't realize I was being followed
>Suddenly someone grabbed me from behind and pull out a knife
>Thought I was gonna get mugged
>"Where do you think you're going to, bitch?"
>Beg him not o hurt me because I didn't have any money on me
>"We're not looking for money"
>Starts gropping my ass and feel him pressuring his dick against it
>Scared shitless when I saw the other 3 guys coming toward us
>They make me get on my knees as they pull out their cocks
>The one with the knife told me to start sucking unless I wanna get stabbed and beat down
>Start sucking scared and on the verge of crying
>They're getting hard and talking Spanish between them
>Suddenly they get me on my feet, one grabbed me from behind to cover my mouth while the others undress me
> Try to fight it but only managed to get hit and threaten
>Make me get on fours, getting deepthroated by 3 guys and the one with the knife started rimming me like crazy
>When less expected he got his cock inside with one thrust
>Cried because it hurts
>Get slapped and told to shut up
>The motions keep going on until he shortly cums inside me
>Another one comes to fill his place
>One of the other two cum in my mouth while I was sucking
>Now I have a dick in my mouth and one in my ass, I'm getting used to the pain but I still feel scared
>Didn't take long before I feel cum dripping down my back
>Last guy gets me on my back, put my legs on his shoulders and in one thrust I felt his balls crashing with my cheeks
>Feel like I was dying, the drunk effect worn out by now
>Keeps thrusting strongly and hit the G spot
>For the first time I felt pleasure and let a moan out
>He took it as an invitation to fuck me harder
>Get me on fours again
>Fuck me on doggy while pulling my hair and spank me
>Why does it feel so good now?
>Can't help but start moaning again
>He gets my face on the grass, spread my cheeks and fuck me hard
>Can't take it anymore
>Told him to cum already
>He spank me and gets on it
>Feel his cum filling me
>Gives a few more thrust and cums again
>I'm laying on the park covered in sweat and dripping cum when I see them all going
>Get dressed and try to get home in one piece
>Took a shower and cum was still dripping out
>Couldn't sit properly for two days

So that was my first gangbang...

>>9304954
>you now imagine the overweight, sweaty, aroused ~21 year old man writing this

>>9303844
Read Ligotti's Conspiracy against blabla. You'll be enlightened about your state. Trust me.

19
i have bpd
a sorrow beyond dreams by handke

23.
Just realized I legit want to be a Nobel laureate someday. Wasn't anything exciting, I just understood it has been a part of me all along. That desire for knowledge, and for recognition.
Rural Singularity by Alan Dean Foster.

>>9305040
Good luck with that.

>>9304954
Thanks for sharing
Reading this made me a bit gay, not gonna lie

>all these retards don't know what factoid means

>>9304954
Wait, G-spot?

>>9305208
You know men have a G spot on the prostate, right?

>>9305249
Anyway, I seriously doubt a gang rape would happen to a man. Made up story.

>>9296910
>21
>I've personally insulted AC Graeling.
>Father Sergius

>>9305440
What did you say?

>>9296910
>20
>nothing
>i dont read

>>9305152
Fuck off, idiot

>>9305152

It is in the dictionary now

>>9304954
Did your mom get scared?

23
i'm a genius
Gambara

>>9305678
Why? It's not like I told anyone about it, that'd be unnecessary

>>9305681
Prove you're a genius. Produce your deepest think.

>>9298224
The Roal Dahl one? The rest are really creepy

>>9305784
I don't know about him, but judging by your post I know for sure who is NOT a genius.

24

Son of a King

Gogol's shorts

>>9297900
lel

30

I went to prison for robbery when I was 18

It's either Joseph's story in Genesis or the short episode with Balaam and the talking donkey in Numbers. If the bible doesn't count I'll probably just pick a random Conan the Barbarian story because I don't read a lot of short stories.

24
I hate myself
https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI

>>9306310
how did you get your life back on track with a criminal record.

What are you doing now?

>>9306310
>I went to prison for robbery when I was 18
Is the rape meme a reality?

>>9304297
The breakthrough psychedelic experience is for people who aren't very self aware. If you're already capable of looking back at yourself from different perspectives it can be quite intense to suddenly do so for the first time in your life.

22
I can put both my legs behind my head? Is that interesting?
Easily "Bartleby, the Scrivener"

>>9306408
>>9304297

This is the first time I see people denying those break-throughs as a whole.
So what the deal with those machine elfes? Redpill me pls

>>9306450
>I can put both my legs behind my head?
>Is that interesting?
Hmm depends
Are you a girl?

>>9306392

I decided to stop fucking around and intentionally lost contact with my old friends. It becomes a lot easier to avoid getting into trouble once you do that. I work in a factory now making truck parts.

>>9306402

It's not. People in there for sex crimes do get targeted hardcore though. I've seen guards intentionally look away more than a few times while people are getting ass kicked.

>>9306519
I didn't mean people in there for rape. I meant being raped.

>>9306532

I never witnessed or heard about it happening.

>>9306519
Most offenders become factory workers, which lets face isn't a dream job. Do you think the lack of options for ex-convicts results in repeat offenses?

>>9306540
Just wondering. Every media I ever see, hear, or watch talks about taking dick unwillingly.

>>9297042
trip is right tho. op's tarded

>>9306548

Being a felon definitely makes getting a job harder but I don't think that in itself would cause somebody to re-offend. People typically aren't stealing for survival because there's so many different charities and government programs that you never have to worry about starving. People tend to break the law because they want to break the law, not because they have to.

When I got out of prison I made the decision to not go back so even though I had a very hard time getting a job, I never once felt compelled to break the law. Maybe other people have different experiences but the reason I initially started robbing people because I loved doing coke and was hanging around with bad people who also liked doing coke, and once I conquered that addiction and cut those people out of my life I feel like a normal person now. The problem I see with the typicial re-offender is that they're not really making the decision to get better and they're not taking advantage of the opportunities that are left for them.

>>9306595
even though our situations are very different, I am slightly retarded and suffer from body dysmorphia (can't even leave the house sometimes) I tell my self I have to make the most of life and take advantage of everything I have. Thanks.

>>9305865
Correct

>>9305784
I have no obligations towards you, anon. You can't just go up to the elephant in the room and ask it how much it weighs, expecting it to answer.

>>9306984
Don't you believe in spread your knowledge for the benefit on the rest of the world though, anon?