>ywn be a Zen monk living in a secluded monastery in the mountains of Japan, writing poetry and eating tempura
3:30 – Shinrei (wake up bell)
3:50 – Kyoten zazen (Morning zazen)
5:00 – Choka (Morning service)
7:00 – Shojiki (Breakfast)
8:30 – Samu (Work period)
10:00 – Guchu zazen (Late-morning zazen)
11:00 – Nicchu (Midday service)
12:00 – Chujiki (Lunch)
13:00 – Samu (Work period)
14:00 – Hoji zazen (Afternoon zazen)
16:00 – Banka (Evening service)
17:00 – Yakuseki (Evening meal)
19:00 – Yaza (Evening zazen)
21:00 – Kaichin (Lights out)
>>9296533
>ywn be considered one of the greatest authors of your home country
>ywn personally adapt your books into films and then be also considered one of the greatest filmmakers of your home country
>>9296545
>two work periods
>2.5 hours in total
>mfw
>>9296533
That's a lotta Za'
>>9296623
the rice grows itself, anon
also you can only sweep and mop a temple floor so many times. it's clean, grandamasta say.
>>9296533
>tempura
too decadent for the ascetic life desu
>>9296623
I like you image, anon.
Eva Green is truly the most beautiful woman in Hollywood, hell, she’s the most beautiful woman in the entire profession of acting, if not the most beautiful woman in the world. Her dark hair, her smoky gray eyes, her perfect little pink lips, and yes, her gorgeous milky skin, are all unmatched in quality. Not anywhere in Hollywood, or the rest of the world, can one find a woman of such beauty. Along with her her physical perfection is her mental perfection; Eva overflows with sexual energy, not the loving and innocent kind, but the dark, lustful, passionate, and vulgar kind. Her lascivious energy, behavior, and appearance makes the /pol/tard enraged, as do her Jewish roots. Take for instance her casual attitude toward nude scenes, in particular her scenes in Noam Murro’s masterpiece: 300: Rise of an Empire. In the film Eva is fucked, choked, pinned against the wall, and absolutely ravished by the virile Stapleton. She takes great delight in the forceful fucking (Both her character, and the real her.), smiling and gazing at Stapleton throughout. She even goes so far as slapping Stapleton in order to make him dominate her further. All these attitudes and behaviors make the /pol/tard recoil in rage and horror. The /pol/tard cannot comprehend a woman enjoying sex, let alone revealing her true nature through it, and completely reveling in it. Truly, Eva is a woman who will not bend to any man’s will, least of all the will of a neckbearded neo-nazi who posts on obscure internet image boards founded by child pornographers. She is, in complete honesty, a strong and independent woman, and she expresses this through her sexual freedom primarily. I believe what enrages the /pol/tards the most is the fact that they will never have her (nor any Jewish goddess like her), and so they attack her on her Jewish faith and origins in order to protect their own cold, weak, and pathetic hearts.
I'd rather be a Catholic monk, but that's just me.
>ywn be a depressed, lonely, autistic college drop out who's right about literally everything
>>9297640