Aliens come to earth. They request one book to help them understand

>>9290063
my diary desu

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>>9290064

>>9290063
my novel

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>>9290070

Why isn't your novel done yet? Why are you on a stupid, useless web forum when you should be working?

Why haven't you lived authentically?

Don't you know you're dying?

>>9290063
Gucci Manes biography.

>>9290063
the bible with a gun hidden inside

>>9290175
Kek

Harold Bloom's list of western canon.
Fuck those lazy aliens, why wouldn't they read more than one book?

>>9290194
They don't want to waste their time analyzing our collective autism and have more harmonious, beautiful civilizations to visit.

Sex Motorcycle

>>9290063

Oxford's Dictionary

>>9290194
>Harold Bloom's list of western canon
What a shitty meme

Cloud Mows The Law

Charles Bukowski

>>9290194
>human nature according to a bunch of old white guys
jesus christ, you might as well just slap them with your grade school copy of Lord of the Flies.

>>9290063
What human condition OP? whatever made you think there was one?
time to open up your mind, boyo

well I'm a Marxist so admitting the existence of the human condition is akin to capitalist aggression for me so I would probably kill the aliens for spreading seditious consumerist propaganda

>>9290659
>>9290669
human condition =/= human nature

>>9290669
>claiming to be a Marxist without having read Marx
>can't into human Gattungswesen

The rise and fall of the third reich

>>9290687
much of marx's actual writings are tedious and irrelevant. he is a truly masturbatory writer. the only absolutely neccesary one is the communist manifesto but today his work is best continued by modern writers like naomi klein and bernie sanders

Gulag Archipelago

>>9290063
The Divine Comedy, because it tells about every kind of human character and every single aspect of life, besides being the summa of half the human history

>>9290914
why

>>9290944
to show them communism doesn't work. and warn them of the dangers of marxism

>>9290944
Because he's currently reading it or he liked it, so he just throw his random 2 cents into the thread, that's all

>>9290203
>harmonious
>beautiful
>not exclusive disjunction
kek

>>9290544
>black culture
The aliens would surely exterminate us.

>>9291089
How are beauty and harmony mutually exclusive?

Congrats on sounding smart tho

>>9290063
Finnigans wake

>>9290063
>implying humans understand the human condition
tell them we are busy

>>9290063
Beowulf

>>9290063
Tropic of Cancer