>tfw putting the finishing touches on my 6000-page masterpiece

>>9287068
Do you know that, in the modern literary climate, no publishing company would ever print that?

same

i type on a typewriter like they did in the old days
clickety clack clack
and my neighbors can hear me typing up my book all day in and day out and they shout and bang on the wall with rolling pins but i cant hear them because ive been swept away by inspiration
and when im done with a page i snatch it out and kiss it
MWAH
MWAH
MWAH
if you dont kiss the words they cry

>>9287081
>Lel so quirky xD

>>9287068
Okay, I'll bite

what's it about?

>>9287078
Oh, they will, they will beg for it.

>>9287102
It's a quixotic tale of a young artist that transcends first his irony and cynicism, then the demands of society at large and finally the demands of his physical body. The last 2000 pages are nothing but a description of the meditative hums he produces in his final hours.

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>>9287127
>he last 2000 pages are nothing but a description of the meditative hums he produces in his final hours.
where can i buy this history in the making

>>9287136
I plan to have it published with a ceramic cover, it'll weigh 25 lbs OR MORE
A true patrician test

>>9287153
Tell us whenever it is published, oh mighty patrician.

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>>9287068
>Change the future
>The future as we know it

>>9287081
made me laugh

have a (you)

>>9287081
More books should feature sound effects

>>9287068
Holy. . . I want more

>>9287817
Audiobooks are a thing anon