Writers with the worst fetishes? Do you know any apart from the

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>>9286985
Kafka was a never nude

Kerouac was a fag.

Fitzgerald was a foot fetishist

why is everyone into feet????

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Rousseau had a mommy kink

>>9286985
btw Joyce had the coolest fetishes i wish he was my daddy

>>9287564
George W?

>>9287564
Everyone has a mommy kink

>>9287708
t. Sigmund FRAUD

Any good/great writers with armpit/navel fetishes? Asking for my son's wife

>>9287003
So is everyone

>>9288465
there's a part in ulysses about filling the navel with cum

joyce had a fetish?

>>9286985
what fetish did Joyce have?

>>9287569
Didn't he abandon his daughter who had schizophrenia or something like that?

>>9289253
>>9289254
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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Plato was a gay pedophile.

There's always that story about Proust masturbating to rodents being pierced by needles.

>>9289254
he was into farts, panties, maybe into shit
he also liked to call Nora whore or slave
and submit her

>>9289254
there are plenty of dirty letters he wrote to Nora, just google it

>>9289328
and i also read he liked being spanked

>>9289291
where have you read it? Shit i thought he was just a normal fag

>>9286985
Hemingway, easily, his fetish was absolutely disgusting. He liked women, regular women, would fuck them in the vagina only

>>9289854
How perverse!

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>>9289854
Fuck you, B. Arthur is a literary treasure.

>>9289861
http://comicbook.com/marvel/2016/06/14/deadpool-producers-had-to-pay-10k-to-use-bea-arthurs-image/

Kafka was into lesbian porn and bestiality.

>be Kafka
>have a beautiful gf who apparently loves you
>come back from work
>find her getting fucked by your golden retriever
>become a loner and start writing about pointlessness, horror and alienation

>>9289926
i thought Kafka was gay

>>9289944
https://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2008/aug/15/kafkasguiltypleasures

No gay porn in his stash.

>>9287533
because once you understand they're the most patrician (read: interesting and beautifully complex) part of the body, you can't help but love them

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>>9289277
and so was Pasolini

>>9289961
>interesting and beautifully complex) part of the body
those would be the hands. though feet are still sexier.

>>9289277
This stands for all the greeks, really.

>>9289967
Also Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare.


By the way (and I usually hate to make this distinction) they were all hebephiles. Having sex with kids who are under 14yo would have been horrifying for them too.

>>9289973
Your distinction is correct

>>9289854
disgusting

>>9289926
i thought kafka liked feet

>>9289973
shakespeare wasn't bisexual?

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Check out Jun'ichirō Tanizaki if you're into feet ;)

>>9290012
He was bisexual for teen boys

>tfw the Greeks, Snakespeare, Wilde and Mann would have been trap posters

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Sexualized simulacra of Jesus on the cross

>>9290056
oh, and weather stations as well

>>9290023
i feel like i'm the only one who is not into feet

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>>9290075

>>9290075
I'm not a footfag either but feet are cute, and I'd like a footjob, just not licking them or anything. Also armpits.

>>9290396
>just not licking them
what if they're perfectly clean and soft?

>>9289926
>kafka will never ask you to do weird things in bed that make you uncomfortable but you do them for him anyway because you love him and then you wind up regretting it for the rest of your life and end up killing yourself

>>9290396
>I'm not a footfag but I'd like a footjob
i have some bad news

Joyce got sexual satisfaction from being protected by strong men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpPsAojqcKo

>>9290056
>>9290057
thank you /lit/ for getting me to read les meteores

>>9290415
Do you like handjobs? Are you a handfag?

>>9290408
No. Honestly the only way I would like to touch a foot is if it's touching my cock.

>>9291144
Can you confirm it's super patrician?

>>9287003
No he wasn't. He got some weird fetish for his friends girlfriends and wives, though. He tended to hide into some corner while the couples fought. He fucked first and second wife of Cassady. Even went as far as tried to lure Carolyn with him to Mexico for a 'vacation' at the time when she was in a period of vague happiness with Neil. And he wanted to "jump straight into" Henry Cru's girlfriend from the top of a boat.

>>9289340
That one is fake.

>>9291955
He also liked feet though