>at bookstore
>go to woman at counter
>grabs one of my books
>bends spine to 180 degrees and has a deep whiff
>"don't you just love the smell of books? "
Stay the hell away from my belongings.
Why are white people so uptight? Chill, boy.
was she qt?
>>9280253
Middle aged. Probably not a qt even if you're into that.
>>9280235
Funny thing about your blatant shitpost is a nigger would be quicker to burst into beligerent protest than a white man at a small crossing like touching a meager possession.
>>9282281
That's because black people aren't mired by ruling class illusions of propriety. White people are too afraid of any conflict.
>>9282281
incorrect. that's not funny at all it's barely notable. you must lead a boring life to find actual entertainment in such observations. stay away from proper comedy you'll break your funnybone.
>>9280228
book sniffers are creeps.
>>9282305
White people like me are simply inherently superior
>>9282305
No, its just because black people are extremely reactionary like a wild dog when you touch its food, but also extremely disrespectful of others things. i.e. hit a lick muhfuggin
Theyre basically howling hysterical apes
>>9282649
Their simply not as rational as the white man
>>9282312
esl? "funny thing" is an idiom for something you find strange and not actually a synonym for humorous