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>be at B&N
>get a venti starbucks coffee at B&N
>walk around bookstore sipping coffee, smooth af
>books on the floor lined against the shelves, spine facing shelf, looks like an employee was about to put them on a shelf but left for a sec
>bend down to pick one up to see what the new book is
>lid comes off my coffee and the entire coffee spills all over the new books, ruining basically all of them.
>i can like see the brown liquid soaking into the paper of like 5-10 books, $29.95 a pop
>casually place my now empty coffee cup on a shelf nearby
>walk to the exit
>hear someone yell "oh god damn it, they're ruined! fuck!"
>walk out, still smooth af, smile at the security guard, he smiles back
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lmao
Very /lit/ story
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>>9276762
Which book was it, then?
Never write anything before you have developed a grasp for what is essential in a scene.
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Do they sell the coffee in cans now?
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>>9276762
>leaving the cup
they have your fingerprints
its too late
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>>9276773
i didnt get a good look at it. probably gonna lay low and not come back to that B&N for a while. it was in the business section near the authors whose last names begin with W though. looked about a 400 pager, thick for a business book
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>>9276785
i'm sure Javier at security is gonna take that cup back to his lab and put a black bag over my head and pull me into a van
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>>9276762
didnt happen
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>>9276897
It did, I was there.
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>>9276762
Greentext stories always slay me.
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>>9276762
What kind of fucking ghetto-ass B&N has a security guard?
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