>won a short story competition >the person running it

Show us the picture.

>>9276475

Were you the actual guy who was freaking out about having to submit this photo in a /lit/ thread yesterday or the day before (so much shitposting the days do blur) or are you just pretending to be him for laughs?

God I hope it's the former so badly I would kek so fuckin hard.

>>9276475
If you can afford not publishing the piece, my man... Fuck those people.

>>9276475
Jeez what a cunt. I offered to sketch your ass dude. Shoulda taken me up on that offer.

>>9276492
this

Sue for sexism.

>>9276475
just deny the prize and screen cap everything, post it on social media or reddit and if it blows up you'll cause some controversy and shame them. It's highly unlikely but would be cool if it went "viral" like those people that skip out on tips and write some messed up note on the bill and get rekt online.

>>9276836
On the other hand now no one will want to touch you.

I suppose they can't ewww if they never see your face.

>>9276475
Enter a short story contest with a rival literary organization and use this exact story, with the organizer's exact names and email addresses, as the plot of your story

Don't take it too harshly man, the opinion of mean-spirited people like that isn't worth even the emptiness inside their hearts.
Nice job on winning the story competition.

Did you win any money? That'll make it feel even sweeter, knowing that this dumb cunt is part of the organization that has to pay you.
Your art won, you should be triumphant

>>9276836
Do this

Is there any good writer who didn't look striking in their own idiosyncratic way?

OP is merely pioneering the pissbottle look.

Post the picture faggot

>>9278594
ewwww!

>>9278594
h*t!!

>>9276986
>>9277003
These. Keep your head up, OP, good on you for winning.

>>9276475
fuck those cunts. 'Grats on winning. Cheers, m8.

>>9278594
would read for the face alone

you have to be attractive to be a good writer

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Don't let it get you down OP. This ugly son of a bitch was slaying mad pussy and is still one of the most well known philosophers of all time. Looks mean nothing in literature.

>>9276836
>implying anybody gives a fuck about some ugly fag getting called ugly

>>9278789
Forever butthurt because Camus gets all the pussy.

>>9276475
take the money, get published, write up this story, submit it to their next competition

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>>9278789
>implying Sartre was ugly

>>9278594
What the fuck, you're cute as pie.

>>9278837

He was 5 feet tall, straight up troglodyte man.

Imagine that Frank Reynolds sized motherfucker all hopped up on corydrane-amphetamines humping Simone's square manly ass.

>>9278594

I have a hard time believing people would react to this with disgust. It is much too friendly a face.

>>9276475
maybe trim your eyebrows a bit, lose the hat, and shave off the mustache... other than that you look like an okay guy

/lit/ is indeed full of ugly people

>>9278594
this isn't op you mouth breathing gibbons

>>9276836

Do you guys think that's the right way to go? I mean, justice is nice when it's well done, but that always seemed a bit cowardly and tacky thing to do...

>>9278858
kek

>>9278920
pretty sure we're all aware of that
it's called playing along with a joke

though I do like that insult

i was saying boo-urns

>>9278934
It's incredibly tacky, but I guarantee you that those same people would be the ones participating in that kind of thing over twitter or facebook for some other shit cause, using the crowd and mob mentality, I say that because these people you are dealing with have something to do with literature and are supposed to be levelheaded, and would stand up for any "injustice" not act super hypocritical and bash someone's looks. give them a taste of their own turd.

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>>9276475
I won $100 in a short story contest in high school. Looking back the story was garbage and generic.

I was quite surprised when they burst into literature to give me the award. I didn't even tell anyone I'd submitted.

They took pics of me and gave me a bunch of tiny manuscript pamphlets of the work, and everyone in class got one.

People came up to me in the coming days and said my story was good!

But looking back it's such shit.
At least I can write for normies.

>>9276836
This, though if the prize is loadsamone obviously don't deny it

No such thing as bad publicity my mang

Naturally you don't want to frame it as 'REEE FUCKING NORMIES' you want to frame it as 'I won a prize for my story but it looks like my face is what people really care about, like n subscribe if u think what's inside counts'

Hopefully you can then become a minor e-celeb and get free money for spouting platitudes to morons on youtube or something

>>9279270
>>9276836
>>9277256
>>9278934

What's this, 4chan is now using the liberal outrage engine to their own advantage?

Positively machiavellian

>>9279281
Were have you been the last two years?

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Take the money and run. Learn from your mistakes, Pynchon did.

>>9276836

It doesn't work if you're a guy.

>>9278594
>MASON

>tfw the woman running it literally says "but you weren't supposed to see it so it's alright!"
rude asf desu

>>9276836
if yo do this, I bet some anons in here will help you. I will post it on social media.

>>9279281
Go back to your containment board, we don't want you here.

Congrats!!!

>won a short story competition
>the person running it asks me to send a headshot
>email them a screenshot of one of my finest moments in CS

>>9278837
>fais confiance à personne, pas même à toi

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>>9278789

>>9276492
>>9276492
>>9276492
>>9276492
C'mon OP we can't hurt you worse than she already did. Hell, I'm probably uglier than you.

>>9279281
hehe xd

>>9278837
One eye on Simone, the other on existencialism

>>9278837
Not only was he ugly, he was a mega-manlet and had absolutely no concept of personal hygiene.

Yet he still somehow managed to fuck like a machine until the day he died.

Bump, post the picture (and the short story)

We might make fun of you in fair play but you know at the end of the day we care about you and want you to produce the best literature possible.

>>9276475
nah

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>>9278858
I would

>>9276836
100% this

>>9276967
If I had kept and printed them, I would have a stack three feet tall of manuscripts on the charming subjects of editors being assholes, editors not appreciating true talents, and editors getting their comeuppance in graphic ways.

>>9283480
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

>>9283480
Fuck, I've seen Hispanic women with asses that aren't that round.

>>9283480
Her ass is a little masculine in form, but pretty good in general.

>>9278594
post feet

>>9278594
something about him looks so cute and loveable and funny. I bet he'd be a great friend.

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>>9283559

>>9282684
I did stuff like that in high school too

>>9284843
disgusting