Tell me how to not get sleepy while reading or I will gun down

Get enough sleep and read during the periods you're most alert

read boring books that use blown up language for every detail. drink a glass of wine with it.

>>9272801
How the fuck is drinking alcohol while reading a good plan, it will make me even more sleepy and it will fuck up my concentration
Coffee helps me but it isn't cutting it anymore

Meth.

Start smoking weed early in the morning, small font helps too

>>9272823
Be careful!

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>Read in bed
>No lamp beside my bed since everything in my room runs off a chain of extension cords going into the hall and none of the lamps in the house have a plug long enough to reach it from my nightstand.
>Use a torch
>My torch is too bright
>Put sunglasses on in bed.

>>9272843
>torch

OY LADS CHECK THE BONNET OF THE LORRY IT HIT THE ROLLY BIN

fucking retarded bongs

>>9272843
I used read under sunlight in summer and I did the same thing, I think it messed up my vision

>>9272823
What's the reasoning here? I'd like an excuse to do so

>>9272800
Not OP but that's the problem

>Too much energy during the day to stop everything i do and just read for an hour
or
>getting late, want to get comfy with a book, but i fall asleep

start taking cold showers, exercise more often. now go away.