with all your /lit/ and philosophical knowledge, how would

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>>9266678
>having children
I'm not that immoral, anon

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>>9266688

>>9266693
>hypothetically

influence and urge him or her to do pursue intellectual activity but never force anything upon them.
Any one can make their kid a "genius." Yet, that makes them lose social intelligence and I'd rather have a child I can talk to and connect with rather than a mechanical STEM creation. That's not to say I wouldn't expose them to STEM, I just won't take them through calc II through their elementary school

I would probably just give him Marcus Aurelius Meditations to read.

>>9266787
i strongly agree

>>9266695
i'd do her if she paid me 100 bucks

>>9267016
disgusting

>>9266678
>>9266734
Raising a kid is a gamble in terms of expectations. Some great people have unremarkable children, some mediocre parents create great children. Socrates was right, virtue cannot be taught.

>>9267033
Bingo

>tfw your son is into sports and you have to attend all his boring ass games. and it never ends, basketball, soccer, baseball, swim meets, jfc kid give it a rest already

>>9266678
>wanting to have a kid in 2017
Have fun watching your 14 year old transgender son dress like a slut and get BLACKED

>>9266678

Good joke.

I like you, OP. It's surely not Aurelius' fault his son was fucking shit.

>no mastrubation
>3 books a week
>sports 5 days a week
>no grains for my boy, paleo only
>hunting, fishing, farming and gardening alternating for weekends

If he doesn't start fucking by 15 his inheritance is halved, by 18 it's donated to 4chan.

>>9266678
I'd beat him if he watched anime.

>>9267076
i bet he was a good father. shame he wasn't around to keep his son on the right track for longer

>>9267070
most people brobably bring that in to themselves...

>>9267084
sounds like a plan. your kid will hate you till he turns 30 and then he will be eternally grateful

>>9266678
Instill in him a respect for phronesis.

Teach him that if he isn't useful, nobody will respect him.

>>9266678
I've read just enough literature to know how much of a pseud I am. I plan on not having kids - not because muh cruel world but just because I don't think I would make a very good father.
If I did have a son though I would make sure he learned to read before he turn 2, just like his daddy.