>Just why Mr. Frodo was selling his beautiful hole was even

glad im not the only person who laughed at that

There's another bit where Aragon tells the Hobbits that they're going to have to carry some fags.

>>9262683

cigarettes?

>>9262645
>Pipeweed
I think we all know what he meant by this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO4upK58tBk

>>9262696

Firewood

>>9262645
>At that moment there was a knock on the door, and Sam came in. He ran to Frodo and took his left hand, awkwardly and shyly. He stroked it gently and then he blushed and turned hastily away.

O-Oh my.

>>9262683
That's not even comparable.

Frodo and Sam were gay together by the way, it's well accepted in literatural circles.

>>9262645
There is a house in my neighborhood with a circular front door like the ones from the Shire. I would love to give that house the old in and out, if you know what I mean...

>>9262764
L-Lewd

>>9262645
It's free real estate

'For a nice bit, too,' said some. 'At a bargain price,' said others, 'and that's more likely when Mistress Lobelia's the buyer.' (Otho had died some years before, at the ripe but disappointed age of 102.)

Just why Mr. Frodo was selling his beautiful hole was even more debatable than the price. A few held the theory — supported by the... hints of Mr. Baggins himself — that Frodo's money was running out: he was going to leave Hobbiton and live in a quiet way on the proceeds of the sale down in Buckland among his Brandybuck relations.

>>9266980
Tolkien is such a comfy writer