This board [1] is the result of a bunch of no good teenyboppers

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This board [1] is the result of a bunch of no good teenyboppers wasting their time [2]. There's this thing that the posters [3] have that will constantly make you wonder what force is at work. It is infested with mice and it likely shows signs of ascariasis [4].
I scrolled through the catalog and came across (sic.) five threads that had no association whatsoever with literature. There is a sort of odd pride I took to self when I noticed an assortment of my face posted as a reaction to other posters [5].
Quite humorous and tickling, yet rather something that is shunned by the masses.

[1] That is, ">>>/lit/catalog," known as "/lit/" by the users.*
[2] Most are college students, likely studying English or philosophy.
[3]* The posters, also known by the unanimous "anons" are various people, dominantley American middle-class white men. The uniqueness of 4Chan is due to the anonymous culture.
[4]: Ascariasis is a disease caused by the parasitic roundworm Ascaris lumbricoides.
[5] A majority of these pictures are directly screenshot from my interviews. Some anons collect rarer pictures of me, hunting for my youth or university times.