>grandpa, is it true that you wasted your entire life on staring

What the fuck? Reproduction is evil who the fuck are you?

>>9252035
>Another question like that and you're going back to the orphanage, capiche?

I'll show you some of the unknown, little girl.

fucking kek, as if I'm ever going to breed

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>>9252035
>me
>kids

pick one

I am suffering from extreme autism and lethargy and after my current gf leaves me I will spend the rest of my life alone, being miserable and pretending I am not

the fact that my dick is starting to malfunction is not helpful either

>tfw can only have my dick sucked and PIV happens once in ten attempts when my dick is hard enough

>it lasts 1 minute

>can never relax completely for sex

>dickhead never hard enough for normal penetration

h-hehe, at least I have decades to study the tractatus

>>9252175
:-((((

>>9252035
>bravely experiencing new things and embracing the unknown?
That's a funny way to spell HIV

>>9252175
kek my dick is broken in the same way. It really is frustrating, the last five girls I have been with haven't helped at all.
Luckily I have become a champion fingerblaster to compensate. Honestly I don't know why I even engage these people, I'm trying to take the meme seriously I guess.
I just don't like anyone.

I traveled in my books you know :)

>>9252035
I explored enough of the world to fuck your grandmother you cheeky little cunt

>>9252226
feel ya brother

the thing is I am not even embarrassed by it anymore

what's going to make me miserable is the genuine lack of depth, not the dick problems so much
like friendships, partnerships, camaraderie and shit

>>9252175
Nofap. It'll put the ram back in your rod. Savage-tier

>>9252288
been on it for a month once

wasn't helping because I still got orgasms from being lewd with gf

>>9252288
This might be the greatest post I have ever read on this site.

>>9252035
No, hun. I spent a few hours at night on that--the rest of the days were filled just like they are now. Building and beautifying things, growing the garden, heading into the city to eat, shop and go anywhere fun.

>>9252175
Which tractatus pleb

>>9252302
Perfect opportunity to work on that tongue game, gotta stop busting nuts if you wanna go hard. But I'm sure you know this.

Godspeed anon

>Reproduction
I can't get it up, ever.

>>9252394
Keep your grubby little sausage fingers off it for awhile and before long, the sight of just about any squat, wide-hipped troll will firm you right up.

>>9252383
th-thanks

p.s.
I do think my tongue game has always been good
in fact, oral is a bit of a fetish for me

>>9252378
I said 'the tractatus', meaning Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus

>>9252394
:(

>>9252035
>"you were an accident, and sometimes your parents cry at night because they didn't want you."

>>9252175
you should tell your gf that you're already assuming that she will leave you