rate my writing sample:
'once upon a time the guy did the thing and it fucking sucked. so then he did another thing and that thing fucking sucked as well. so then he kind of like took a shit and a piss and that was it so then he was real mad about the shit and the piss that he did on the front lawn of his neighbor's property so then he was then in the then inside of the mothership and that was why he didn't finish his homework in time for supper so den he was back to the past again in another hit sitcom called The Big Bang Theory "
you should go back to your homework
>>9251751
how rude
>once upon a time
> the guy
dropped
>>9251738
How do I get game like that Owl?
here maybe you guys will like this one better:
"this was it this time. he was finally going to do it. after all this time he couldn't believe his eyes that there were some things better left unsaid. however and that's why it happened. and why could it not? because wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and took a shit"
try this on for size:
""fuckin a Mary, you're tearing my asshole open!" he said. she was, she was tearing his ass asunder in ways that instigated plunder. the depths of his soul deep, buried deepp in his asshole. she tried hard and looked hard for his and WENT HARD for his soul with her vertical strap-on thet plunged only the way a half-man half-woman and part sabre could manage. however"
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