Assume some people here have read Lolita. What am I in for lads?

>>9236928
It is but it's good.

>>9236928
Best wank of your life.

>>9236928
You're in for a masterpiece with one or two implied erotic scenes that gets the most retarded discussion on 4chan.

>>9236928
great psychological depth and range, the narrator is very witty but not a jackass - interesting, very funny and clever, masterpiece like nearly everything by nab

some hentai level shit

i've read it as a teen because some guy called me "lolita" and i wanted to know why.
yes, you're in for a fap. but it's also beautifully written and has good character development.
just read it already. it's not long

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>>9236970
>some guy called me "lolita"
Post childhood photos, plz.

Beautifully written and somehow made me feel sympathy for a paranoid, unhinged maniac

>>9236987
Off yourself, pedo. Find God or die.

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>>9237022
>Find God or die.
I wish. He's very good at hiding.

>>9236928
>>9237022

If you can't achieve a state of disinterested contemplation, then you shouldn't be exposing yourself to art.

Enjoy your Harry potter or whatever it is that faggots read these days.

>>9237022
actually, being attracted to girls aged 11 and up is perfectly natural from a biological point of view. it's just social norms that try to artificially retrain the male sex drive

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>>9237022
In all levels except physical I am a little girl

>>9237041
Thanks for your input, actual pedo.

Drink bleach.

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>>9236928
>Assume some people here have read

>>9237045
you're quick to suggest suicide. you should try anger management. or as lit calls it "stoicism"

>>9237057
I'm already stoic, its a side effect of my beard.

>>9237065
you don't seem very stoic. maybe the hairs have grown into your skull and are restricting the blood flow to your brain

>>9237065
Post your beard.

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>>9237049
You keep posting these kinds of images in other threads... Its not very amusing.
Why are you doing it?

>>9236938
Sounds like catcher in the rye

>>9236928
It's wonderful. Be sure to read Ada once you're done and infatuated with Nabokov

OP here, just read chapter 4 and I'm diamonds