Name your autobiography with a book title Hard mode: Notes from

Stoner

harry potter... fuck this is hard.......

My diary desu

When I was still a teenager:
>the stranger

Now
>The Idiot

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my jihad against state and god

Peter Pan

Sound and Fury

Drawing People

Philosophy of Misery

>>9227048
Gulliver's Travels

an american tragedy

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>>9227048
Another Bullshit Night in Suck City

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"The Illness: Damn I'm Sick (The Cool Sick)"

Open to know me

>>9227130

Sorry your parents names you that

>>9227200
Is that Stephen Crowder?

V

Satyricon.

My life seems to be a satire of what a life is actually supposed to be, every waking moment.

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>>9227253
also I love boipucci.

>>9227253
Isn't Satyricon that roman book about gay orgies and ridiculous adventures?

A series of unfortunate events.

fuck that was easy.

>>9227417
Chapter 1: Conception

>>9227258
Yes.
Also includes a scene of eunuchs putting straws into their urethrae to pee and other appetizing stuff.

>>9227095

>the idiot

I guess this. I'm a phony smart person. dropped out of college my junior year and have no job skillz

>>9227439
I picked The Idiot because we're all idiots.
I'm just not modest about it.

I dropped out too. Wagecucked at 25$/hr until I quit that shit job and joined the military. I start SF training in a few weeks.
/blog

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>>9227048
100 years of solitude

Pride and Prejudice.

Except at the end of my book the smart mouth bitch gets a slap.

>>9227048
The winter of our discontent.

3:10 to Your ma

>>9227048
50 shades of Grey

I'm colourblind.

Better Never to Have Been

The Birth of Tragedy

No longer human

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>>9227048
L'Homme qui dort (The Man Who Sleeps)

>>9227048

The Book of Revelation

The Hunchback of Notre-Dame

>>9227048
The Conspiracy Against the Human Race

>>9227048
Babyfucker

The Bible

On the Concept of Irony with Continual Reference to Socrates

Kierkegaard has a lot of appropriate titles.

"Bedwetting, Acne, and Gynecomastia: My Teen Years"

>>9228347
:A John Wayne Gacy Story

The Ego and His Own

it's not a good feel

Misery

>>9227048
My Twisted World

>>9227048
dysthymia

name of the book i wrote

VALIS

Between Meals

>A.J. Liebling title

>>9227048
Diary of a seducer.

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>>9227048
The Bell Jar

:(

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El Túnel

Un homme inutile

Why do you think I'm here

Living with a Black Dog: His Name Is Depression

The Art of Dreaming

>>9227048
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>>9229593
Why the fuck is everyone so depressed on this board? Can't you, like, cheer up?

Anyways. mine would be "On the Disposition of the Wise Man".

Fear and Trembling

The Plague

>>9229656
>inb4 Narrative of the Life of an American Slave

>>9229684
my boy

>>9229719
The Fall

The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

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Description of a Struggle

DK Readers L0: Meet the Dinosaurs

Car Buyer's and Leaser's Negotiating Bible, Third Edition (Car Buyer's & Leaser's Negotiating Bible)

Dead Souls

"A make-shift story of concern"

>>9227048
Harakiri

Against Life

The Atrocity Exhibition

Junkie

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Donne Kua-Sotte

Ecce homo
Or
Behold the homo

This "I'm an emotional depressed faggot shutin" meme needs to stop already btw

Bottom's Dream

>>9232639
what gives you the idea its a meme

Disposition of the Glue Eater

>>9232680
Every fag's favorite.

Tales of a depressed 20 yo virgin who needs a sliding genio to become gl like gandy

120 Days of Sodom

>>9227048
El Llano en llamas

Spirituality For Dummies
or Based On A True Story

Either
Cooking for One
Or
Tying Knots for Dummies

collections of sand

The Recognitions.

Love Songs for the Shy and Cynical

>>9235776
wouldbuy/10

>>9227048
Mein Kampf

The Tempest

Prince of Nothing

The Fool

>>9227048
Mein Kampf

The Divine Comedy

Reveries of a Solitary Walker

>>9237053
Frankenstein
Heart of darkness
Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

Diary of a Seducer desu

The Workless Tirer.

>>9227048
100 Years of Solitude

The Gay Science

Death On The Installment Plan

>>9227048
My Dog Ate My Grandmother's Funeral: Excuses from When I Was a Child.

>>9227048
The Perks of Being a Wallflower

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the virgin suicides

>>9240015
I MADE THIS JOKE MONTHS AGO I SWEAR

I DID IT FIRST


IT WAS ME

>>9229656
what do you expect? The Internet is for loners.

I'm ties between Slouching Towards Bethlehem or Like Death.

>>9227048
Lolita

>>9232680

Good one

I'll nab a good one before anyone else does: The Man in the High Tower, though the title of Rimbaud's short lyric "Chanson de la Plus Haute Tour" (Song of the Highest Tower), would I feel be even more appropriate. And the poem is good, the novel not. Another good title wasted on a bad book: Stranger in a Strange Land. But the former conveys better the attempt to build an impenetrable and endlessly mysterious solitude. Then you have A Rebours.

Webster's English Dictionary

>>9227095
this, my diary desu

>>9229656
I have no friends and I cannot make any. I don't want a gf, I just want an f.

Good thing he didn't die before he was ready.

Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage

In the sense that I'm pretty colorless
and I like to think of my life as a journey

>>9227048
Fucking & Getting Fucked