ITT: Post literature that you'd make your child read and then let others predict the kind of person your child would grow up to be.
I'd make my children read the Bible and then The God Delusion.
>>9218049
A fucking faggot. The apple won't fall far from the tree.
A bunch of sagas.
>making your child waste time reading books
>not uploading all the info through a dedicated data port
peak plebeianism
>>9218049
Probably repressed homosexuals who only gain the courage to come out of the closet after you're dead, probably from driving drunk or suicide.
The Art of the Deal and Stefan Molyneux's Universally Preferable Behavior.
>>9218049
absolutely unforgivable. you better not actually procreate.
I won't show my kid philosophy till he's seen the world first. I wanna show him 60 year old single men working min wage jobs, living in poverty. Men with no artistic works to their name, just waiting to die.
>>9218049
*tips fedora