>tfw the parents read me childrens books instead of the Greeks first
>forever trapped as a literary pleb
>>9205372
>parents read me Harry Potter as a kid
>grew up to be a huge Steven King fan
>tfw dad read me michael ende but never let me watch the lion king because the vision of the dead dad in the sky was "blasphemic"
>>9206358
>Stephen King
>Fun
Choose
One.
>>9206860
Shop a middle finger on that.
>>9206884
i am a genius
The only reason this would concern you is if you want to be well-read before being too old for the dating market, i.e. you only want to seem smart for women. There was nothing that could save you from eternal plebdom.
>>9206910
One couldn't possibly disagree with that statement, good sir!