>go to the library >ask if they have Book by Author >"sorry

>the job of a librarian is to know every author ever

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>going to the library

Wtf guys, why do these little frogposters get a thread in place of someone else?

>>9202284
it was a well-known author, you salty bitch

>>9202277
>the job of a librarian mostly deals with knowing things about books

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>>9202277
Oh sweetie, was this your first time out of the house?

>>9202299
can I lick your ass?

>>9202291
Well you did not stated by your opening post! That's reminds me the similar situation Gregory Berrycone have encountered.

>>9202291
Which one? (Not him, just interested)

>>9202302
n--n-no thank you

>>9202314
Who's Gregory Berrycone?

>>9202358
probably a meme

Hey guys.
Is this faggot yours? >>>/v/369685601

We don't want him. Take him back

>>9202374
Go back playing with your toys.

>>9202374
fuck off

>>9202374
suck my dick

>>9202277
You're right, Anon, it's well-known that one needs 15 years of postgraduate studies to be entrusted with stocking shelves for minimum wage. She probably slept with someone to get that lucrative job.

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>Nietzsche
>How do you spell that?
>Idk, how do YOU spell that, bitch?! You know what? Fuck it, gimme some Schopenhauer
>How do you spell that?!
>...

>>9202370
Implying I wasn't setting anon up for the punchline: 'He's the main character of my new absurdist novella'.

>>9202453
I'm OP. Literally this

>>9202484
Minor character lad

what's up today with libraries and bookstores?

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>>9202277
>why do those little sluts get a job in place of someone else?
Usually they smell better and are more at ease speaking to patrons than the massively intelligent guys who waddle in to apply for the job.