I've never read a book in my life. Where do I start? Nothing

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>>9196441
Kek

LOTR maybe

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>>9196438

Finnegan's Wake

>>9196438
How is this even possible?

>>9196438
Don Quijote

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>>9196438
Hegel is by far the most easily comprehensible Author for beginners.

>>9196438
YA fiction. Really.

with the greeks

>>9196438
Non meme answer :
The Stranger - Albert Camus

Short, easy to read, philosophical.

Amusing Ourselves to Death by Neil Postman

Kurt Vonnegut is a good author to start with.

>>9196438
Of Mice and Men
Can't remember the author's name, but it's a pretty short and simple book that also addresses some adult themes.

>Tell me about the rabbits, George...

>>9196438
The giver is a great entry level book. Not too long, fairly intriguing, all around good read.

>>9197110
At least introduce Huxley and Orwell's work first.

>>9196438
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Not too long, accessible, fun etc.

Good luck on your new journey OP I know you will enjoy it.

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>>9196438
Pick a decent novella. Here i have a chart for you

>>9197655
Animal Farm is only a novella? Damn, I've definitely got to check it out then! Not that I ever considered NOT reading it before... well actually, I think when I was a little kid someone mentioned Animal Farm, and it sounded cool at first, but then they mentioned it was about Communism. What child would get interest in a book by learning it was about an ideology? Well I'm not a child anymore, and I want to read it.

>>9196671
i have read 0 books as well
well out of school that is.
you have to understand sometimes people dont care much for books cause their will to read is crushed by boring monotonous books served to us at school.

https://www.amazon.com/Pillars-Sand-Schroer-Kent-C-ebook/dp/B01M0U2S8G/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1474488339&sr=8-2&keywords=pillars+of+sand

been reading this recently. if you like poetry, it's pretty good and easy to consume