Why isn't anyone bold enough to use greentexting as a literary

I tried to write a greentext novel when I was 13/14 and had just discovered 4chan

It's just as bad as you think it is

There's nothing literary about greentext stories. They're bare bones, junkfood sentences. You put in the subject and predicate, and as little else as possible into line.

>>9177663
be me
in this book
writing it about my life


...

actually im going to journal like this now

>>9177660
>be me
>writer
>go live with some hot milf named hazel
>she has a daughter called dolores
>cute as fuck
>start lusting over her
>one day
>alone woth dolores at home
>tfw make her sit on my lap and touch her thighs gently
>have to move somewhere else
>milf confesses her love to me and proposes through a note
>mfw
>marry that milf so that I can sexytime my sweet lolita
>tfw can't have any sexytime with dolores because scared of being caught
>think about killing the milf to fuck lolita already
>she dies in a car accident lol
>only me and lolita
>take a roadtrip
>give her sleeping pills and try to rape her
>masterplan.exe
>mfw sleepinf pills didnt work
>she lets me fuck her anyways
>epic win
>take a long roudtrip around america and fuck my sweetheart lolita every night
>feelsgoodman

>>9177660
I think a guy published greentext stories.
indie style.

>>9177737
What a git

Im gay

>>9177663
I just searched through all my old google docs accounts and found it
It's nauseating how clever I thought I was

>>9177750
Don't be coy, anon. Post a sample

https://www.amazon.com/be-collection-greentexts-Aapo-Nikkanen-ebook/dp/B0186AA5L4

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>>9177660

>>9177807
Tao Lin is such a faggot

>>9177809
I'm sure Mr. Pei would dislike you too

>>9177812
>tfw you live in Brooklyn and ended up at a bar with a bunch of Tao's friends near Lorrimer, and the entire group of people spent the whole night talking about what a jackass Tao Lin is after you asked them what they thought of his prose
I'm sure he would too; a man can hope.

>>9177726
doing gods work anon

now do 1984

I've always found greentext stories to be fucking annoying and stupid

>>9177726
>start reading halfway through the post
>>milf confesses her love to me and prolapses through a note

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

>>9177660
Because it's retarded if you do this outside of boards.

Please for the love of god do not start your greentexts with >be me

>>9177915
but that's a tradition

>>9177791
So basically he took stories people made for free and sold them without doing any work himself?

>>9177700

So why does everyone like hemmingway?

>>9177918
Only newfags start greentexts with ">be me"

>>9177817
>>tfw you live in Brooklyn and ended up at a bar with a bunch of Tao's friends near Lorrimer, and the entire group of people spent the whole night talking about what a jackass Tao Lin is after you asked them what they thought of his prose
tfw you made this up with the sole hope of tao reading it and hurting his feelings

>he hasn't read the Escortbro chronicles

That was something like 70,000 words of greentext in literary form my niqqa

i write similar to greentexting since o don't like unnecessary words blowing up my texts.

you don't have to do it like an authentic greentext. just borrow elements

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>>9178204
>be me
>greentexting on /lit/
>start with >be me
>autist gets triggered
>mfw
>click like if owned

>>9178192
>everyone

Hemingway is the only academically approved author I fucking hate, art in his books is non-existent, the prose is a joke, the dialogues are bland, the characters are cardboard cutouts.
>b-but muh minimalism
just kys

t. prose fetishist

>>9179559
Sorry, friend! Hating Hemingway is actually not contrarian at all, and thus won't actually make you look cool to a bunch of underage pseuds on /lit/. Perhaps you should try hating on a more established author, like Goethe?

>>9179571
Faust is one of the greatest books ever written.