>take out some books at the library
>fantasize about the interaction with librarian
>shes just one of those older pumpkin ladies
>scans my books
>i low key initiation smalltalk but she barely audibly replies and i had to register her mumble a second time
>im tapping my fingers and she gets to the copy of infinite jest at the bottom and says, "oh wow. congratulations"
What did she mean by this?
congratulations dude
congratulations dude [1]
>>9166726
She wants to suck your cock
>>9166726
>Go to book store to purchase quality copy of Ulysses and a few other books I was hoping to find
>wander aimlessly around the shelves and see no discernible organization
>keep looking anyway
>literally check almost every section of the store
>readers getting more judgmental every time I come near them
>shamefully walk up to the least busy counter and ask where to find Ulysses
>"the book about the general or the old one?"
>>9166726
Congratulations.
>>9166872
>>9166726
Congratulations
*pemguin noises*
>>9166726
Omedetou