What's the one (1) book I read in front of a woman to attract

>>9158071

Pics or it didn't happen

>>9158086
Go back to r.eddit with that lingo you cancerous fucking faggot

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>implying I need a book to attract a lady

Women are inherently stupid. They don't care what you're reading, they care about your social status, looks, money, and how aggressive you are (the more aggressive,abusive, violent, and domineering a man is,the more attractive he is to women.)
Some fat neckbeard isn't going to attract women, no matter what he is reading.

>>9158108
What's the point of that thing? Can that even get hard?

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>>9158086
I'm not afraid of no goatse

>>9158124
You're a 6 or 7

50 Shades of Grey? Twilight? Divergent? Hunger Games? Potter?

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>>9158117
send your wife over and we'll see

... Anti-Oedipus. Instant bj if I find his margin notes useful.

>>9158124
Unless you are ripped under that jacket you are nothing special.

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>>9158108
>>9158117
>>9158142
These pics got pretty famous on the internet a few years back, the guy is a sexual predator and you can even see his ankle bracelet under his sock.

Hint: It's a dildo.

So, no, it can't get hard.

And to answer OP, this is what you read.

>>9158124
You are hideous. Three at best. You genuinely look deformed.

>>9158115

Maybe but I went to Starbucks the other day and some 6/10 girl definitely looked at me. I was reading A Very Short Introduction to Ancient Greece at the time and while I'm sure she had no idea what I was reading I'm choosing to believe it was the book that caused her glance to be my cast my way.

>>9158178

pls no bully

>>9158164
Nah, he is just kind of handsome. Prob more than the average 4ch can offer. >>9158124

>>9158180
We look at other people's faces all the time, it means nothing.

>>9158192
L O N D O N
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>>9158124
You're okay looking. If you really want to attract girls with a book, read something contemporary on a bus, preferably something that was recently adapted into a Movie, things such as Cloud Atlas or Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

>>9158124
average

>>9158192
Well when does it mean something?

>>9158205
If it happens repeatedly and for too long. Just a look is nothing.

>>9158205
Check their seat afterwards, if there is a moist sponge-like mark there, you know she was interested.

>>9158213

tbqh, that's what happened. actually made me feel a bit uncomfortable when I had to walk to the bathroom. i'm a cutie so it's understandable.

>>9158205
Prolonged staring and smiling is also a good hint. Could even be the opposite, where they actively avoid looking at you because they're too bashful.

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I'll answer genuinely.

>>9158062
Sex and Character by Otto Weininger.

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Anything, just b urself.

>>9158124
5/10 maybe a 6 if you shave.

>>9158113
kek

>>9158113
>that dead stare

lol

>>9158062
A feminist biography of Sylvia Plath, obviously

>>9158124
cute

>>9158124
hawt 2bh :^)

>>9159499
This or Bukowski if I just wanted to get laid around college, something redpilled like Mishima if I wanted to attract a quality girl

>>9158062
yu-gi-oh comics work for me

>>9158685
You laugh but I once fucked a girl who asked me what I was reading, and it was literal gay smut.

>>9158113
actually pretty sad

You should read whatever you want, as long as it isn't paperback.

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>>9158062
>>9158124

what book should I read to impress my three and a half crushes in school /lit/?

If she's like me I want nothing to do with her. Mad bitch.

>>9158113
i just hope so much it was a white woman taking the photo

>>9158124
cute but please trim your beard

>>9160160
harry potter

>>9160189
ouch

>>9158124
3 or 4
you look really hard t get along with

>>9158062
I've been reading Gravity's Rainbow in public for the past two months and I did actually have a few women initiate a conversation about it.

The problem was that they asked what it was about.

>>9159971
You're an idiot if you think reading a book about gay sex written by a fascist is going to convince any college girl to fuck you.

>>9160567
Same but they were all at least in their 40s

>>9158124

Bit of a nu-male cuck-face look about you, desu.

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Cuckhold literature only.
Waterland, Ulysses, White Nights, The Good Soldier, etc.

>>9160610
Most white men have that kind of face

>>9158113

HOL UP

>>9160653

Now you're gettin' it, BOI

>>9160160
You've got that, "I'm a school shooter" kind of face.

>>9160610
>>9160653

Better than having that low life criminal look about you that blacks have.

Or having that blank, thousand yard stare of ants that Asians have.

>>9160160

/fa/ sticky

Not joking, bro. You can fuck all three if you follow their guidance.

>>9158062
Finnegans Wake

>>9160912
Fuck all three whom?

>>9160912
>/fa/
>taking fashion advice from broke autistic college students
Okay.

>>9160912
>>9161123
PUSSY DESTROYERS ON THE PROWL

Hold your women back, gents.

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>>9161280
Kek forgot pic

>>9161285
I pretty confident to say they they look better than the average /lit/ poster.

>>9161307
that they*

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>>9158062
Guaranteed response

>>9161285
is this /fa/?
Because I got called a /fa/ sticky and I don't want it anymore.

>>9160912
Fucked one of them yesterday

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>>9161285
forgot to attach pic that I always remember when I see these kinds of shots.

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>>9161285
What did he mean by this?

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>>9161684
The meme is that he is so terrible his posture gets rekt by that female bag he's carrying

>>9161644

>Fucked one of them yesterday

How'd you do it?

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Lolita or The unbearable lightness of being.

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>>9158228
>i'm a cutie so it's understandable.

>>9158124
cuck/10

Anything by Tolstoy.

Or anything Russian desu.

>>9160912
Joke's on you I'm always well dressed and am horrible with women

>>9163994
Knew a girl who read the first 30 pages of unbearable lightness and then spent two months talking about it and how I reminded her of one of the characters, but she literally never read any further in the book.

>>9164033
That's pathetic.
But seriously, girls end up loving Kundera and more than a few u know read religiously every work with his name

>>9158115
Someone is frustrated

>>9158062
>What's the one (1) book I read in front of a woman to attract her? She's like you, /lit/.
I'd like to try and answer this seriously.

If we're assuming the opposite is the true question (what book could a girl read to catch your eye?) then its a very precarious question.
Just because someone is reading a certain book doesn't mean they'll exemplify any special traits. They might be a normalfag poser, a psued, or something else altogether.
The most preferable outcome is of course someone who is reading a book because they are legitimately interested by it and stand to gain some sort of pleasure or knowledge from reading it. Or alternatively, someone who reads a book earnestly, even if the enjoyment or edification to be gained from it ultimately goes over their head, but they set out willing to learn. Honesty is key to both of these good outcomes.
Really what the question seems to be driving at though is "what book would be a good conversation starter for someone of your tastes?", which in my opinion defeats the purpose of reading altogether. If you are the kind of person who reads to flaunt it or portray yourself as someone you aren't, it would be good if you thought about that and tried to fix it.
Besides, there is a chance you attract the wrong type of person, a poser or some such, who likely has nothing great to offer to you.
In summary, I think it is best to read for enjoyment or enlightenment, and if in doing so you happen to meet an interesting person, then that's simply fortunate.

To answer the question directly, although it is as I said precarious, I would go with my philosophy and read something I enjoy or find useful/interesting. I am currently reading Nine Stories by J. D. Sallinger and enjoying it very much. I also have yet to finish Les Fluers Du Mal and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
So we'll say those three for the sake of the question.

none of you will end up with who you want

>>9158062

I personally recommend Oscar Wilde or Anne Rice, from her specifically Claiming of Sleeping Beauty. Many chicks like that kind of literature.

I'm not such a fucking tool I'd take these books around to pick up girls but I know for a fact there's a lot of women who would go for it.

>>9164105

Who you want was never what she is

>>9164131
that's implicit